Emmett Watkins Jr

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

Just dawned on me that I could read the title of this game in Project Pat's voice and my day has improved.

RE9 scores high and sales massively and the monkey paw curls

Ain't cludd the dude the named the caves after?

thank you GOD

Inb4 "my The Mummy is The Mummy"

Stop asking "what's your Roman empire" and start asking "what's your The Mummy"

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

It's my wallpaper now

Btw

this is america

If Yoshi falls in love with another dinosaur but it's yellow instead of green I will let out a bloodcurdling scream in that theater.

"please don't buy our shit rn lol"

My green is where it's supposed to be, your green is in my grocery This Asian dude, I stole his girl, and now he got that Kogi beef My dick is like an accent mark, it's all about the over E's Hot like a parked car I sound weird like "nigga" with a hard 'R' Fly like the logo on my cousin's 440 Eatin' Oreos like these white girls that blow me Vodka for my ladies, whiskey for a grown man Hangin' in the islands, lookin' for Earl like Toejam I made the beat retarded, so I'm callin' it a slow jam

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

NO WAY THIS IS REAL

Seeing "$2500 Picnic Table Reservations" in the same breath as "a bunch of the people who worked on the best-selling game of 2025 just got fired" is kinda breaking me, man.

Yassified Cole Phelps

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Our first day of Game of the Year deliberations is finally up!

Had a lot of fun making these, even if my audio was bad the first few minutes since I was still on the way home. You might be surprised by some of these winners, too. It's out now on all podcast services!

I cannot emphasize enough that these people are being laid off for failing to do things that are literally impossible

I'm looking for gaming content creators who would be happy to answer a few questions from one of my colleagues about the gear they use for a story.

I'll need written responses only, and I can get a link to your preferred profile / channel on a global top 10 tech site.

Reposts appreciated!

Live, love, same difference 🙃

That's where I'm at. I kinda resent the idea that slop of any kind is good. Like if you like a thing but consider it slop, that's because you're ashamed to like it for some reason. Either drop the shame or find something else to live authentically.

A few weeks after I started growing out my hair, I went to church but forgot to wear a belt that day. Middle of pastor's sermon he goes "I'm tired of these kids walk around with their hair uncombed & pants saggin". My siblings looked right at me. He wasn't talking about me but it sure felt like it.

holy shit I need food and water immedately, i haven't no-lifed a game in so long 😫

Resident Evil Requiem End Screen: CASE ID: 199N-PD-46490 (Pending) Results Game Mode Standard (Modern) Total Play Time 9:24:21 ```

I've sat at a computer screen nearly the entire weekend but it was lowkey worth it

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

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I am still really in love with Resident Evil 9 after 8 hours of play, but I will admit I am starting to feel like I'm playing a Marvel movie. Not sure if I mean that in a good way or a bad way yet.