Casey

Man in clunky flex

Posture bad. Mood fine!

Backs are weird!

Clunky lay spread on a guy

I need @fairygodhimbo.bsky.social to get over here and manually spread my lats apart for me like I’m a poster that’s been rolled up in a tube too long.

Am I experiencing an emotional and biochemical renaissance now that I’m sleeping better or is it just warm and sunny?

This is the mattress on the floor and no furniture of Pokopia. “Can host.”

If your professional team lets you do some stupid shit that could ruin your public reputation (like sing for Rupert Murdoch), you need to fire them. And also do some BASIC GOOGLING before you sign up for a gig??? (See: “I didn’t know JK Rowling was such a transphobe! Oops! Taking the role anyway!”)

Like… do these people just not have publicists anymore?

Temu Henry Cavill, please meet budget soft boy Tilda Swinton.

If you need instant gratification, bodybuilding is not the hobby for you. So much of it is changing a variable and then tracking data over four weeks to identify a trend in the resultant stats while controlling for other variables as much as is possible.

I’ve never been described as fun for sure 😂

These little dudes are going to have to settle for sleeping in cute beds outside. Mother does not have time to make everyone a house yet.

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

“Fun” is not exactly how I would describe it, but it is deeply satisfying. And the SIZE of the game is kind of staggering.

I take it back. I got into a groove with Pokopia. 90 minutes of making things look nice and organized before bed is a lovely little soft dopamine drip.

Besties thus far: Squirtle, pidgey, scorbunny, and cleffa.

To the men who have mustaches so thick they could be dense wigs — congratulations to you, sisters. You’re doing it. God bless you.

Nothing matters to him long term. He’s inches from the grave and can’t remember events that happened minutes ago. All analysis falls apart considering how deep into dementia he is already.

I read it. It’s real.

Do the hard thing first. (I’m so sorry for how often this is good advice.)

What I heard is I need to hit the box dye and go outside for a single minute.

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Work-Spouse to a student: “You know Mr. [CaseyStudy], right?”

Child: “The buff albino dude with sort of red hair?”

I believe the children would say they “fell off.”

I’ve been rocking the tiny circular professor glasses. But what if Big Bold Shapey Guys for a shake up?

If my body is a temple, it is The Water Temple from Ocarina of Time: a labyrinth filled with sentient blobs, bats, and unnecessarily obtuse puzzle mechanics.

Oh. The greenhouse is a must have by Winter 1.

And this should continue to improve further over the next week and a half before it starts to settle. Full results in three and a half weeks. Wow. I’m going to feel like a different human being.

New Meds Day 4: Wow. I woke up for work early and felt rested and ready to go? I usually don’t feel this rested unless I sleep until 4pm.

IS THIS WHAT YOU ALL HAVE ALWAYS FELT LIKE??? You’re just like… awake? And not running on pure fear and adrenaline to get moving?

And after year 2 it doesn’t matter, but every second matters up until then if you want to please that ghost!

Like what do you mean? It takes half my day to walk across town???

HM64 was BRUTAL

Stardew Valley is always cited as a cozy game (and maybe one of the urtexts along with Anima Crossing), but I think it has equal DNA shared with something like Persona. They are games that make you FEEL opportunity cost when time is the most visceral resource.