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I ain’t mumford but you all my sons

panel 1: older lady with glasses and leon s kennedys hair on the phone saying "Hello, Mr. X? this is Mrs. kennedy... uh-huh... that's right..."

panel 2: close up leon s Kennedy (old), scared face. off panel his mom continues "i just wanted to let you know Leon hasnt been eating his vegetables.."

my resident evil fanart

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

jc denton: paul, i've got a new catchphrase.

paul denton: which is?

jc: "welcome to the wikipedia experience, bitch." and then i shoot them.

paul: what is this supposed to convey?

jc: well, i'm still working on that part. but they'd be dead, so maybe it doesn't matter.

paul: mmm.

*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm*
"Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky"
Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000.
All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

not from a movie theater but skinamarink should have been at most 15 minute youtube experiment

Mass Effect (2007)

New intro screen for Metal Gear Solid 4 in Master Collection vol 2

gave a gamer guy a hickey, call me the mark applier, going down on him for hours cause i got that iron lung, spending five nights at freddy's the way i keep coming over, people recognising me at this point i'm saying "hello neighbour!"

Tranimorphs

in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around

very good and very necessary feature, youtube!

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every single american pizzeria advertising ingredients purchased from local farms is downstream of culinary trends directly started in california by alice waters and wolfgang puck in the 70's. california style pizza won so definitively that the rest of the country doesn't even know what it is

A decade of trans advocacy has taught me people believe lies because they want to, not because they don't know they are lies. They believe trans people will regret our transition because they want us to regret our transition. They believe we are a "social contagion" because that is how they see us

Good, keep it up everybody. let’s make these nerds even more weepy in 2026

alright how about this. for every 10 likes on this quote tweet, I'll post a GOOD food take

a few years ago a student in office hours told me i seemed like a sigma male and i asked him what that meant and he said it's a guy who is so confident he doesn't care about being an alpha and i said "well i guess in an absolute sense that's true" and he was like "that's such a sigma thing to say"

I saw One Battle After Another at the Sacramento IMAX which is smack in the middle of where the early downtown scenes were shot

seems to me the main reason bluesky has a lot of desperately unhappy people freaking out about politics and world affairs on it instead of being like twitter was in the middle of the last decade is that you are using and discussing it in 2025 instead of in the middle of the last decade

One of the best to ever do it

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

Peggy killed that guy

I still need to watch most of the non-body-horror cronenbergs. The Shrouds was sooo funny though

Vince Staples’s Closet Picks YouTube video by CRITERION

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for all people make fun of falun gong, it's wild how much this is basically the same thing as shen yun