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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
The real-time reporting of South Korea today was far easier to follow along on Bluesky than X. It’s these moments that define these platforms. Bluesky really does have the juice.
claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
seeing new skeets isn't enough, I need a feed where I can see you all typing and deleting
The System Is Broken And It Must Be Fixed. The System Is Working Exactly As Intended And Must Be Destroyed
Letting billionaires loose on the US budget is like, well, Donald Trump running a teen beauty pageant.
Revenge is a good plot line for a movie not a national policy stance.
Do MAGA trolls get the same thrill when you just quietly block them without acknowledging them at all?
They silently cry but brag to all their buddies how they got blocked immediately bc “libs are such p*****s they had to block me instead of debate with me”
Atleast this is the bullshit I hear spewed from my insufferable maga coworkers mouth at least once a week.
Thankful today for Costco dropping this absolute banger of a beer in time for the holiday season.
Family Thanksgiving always feels like eternity. Not in the way my family’s unbearable but the fact we eat at 1pm, are drunk by 2pm, & by the time I make it home at 6pm I’m baffled I still have a whole evening to fill & I’m too ramped from the festivities to just go to bed.
Class warfare is the only warfare where one side just hands the guns to the other, who then use them to shoot themselves in the foot.
Seriously though, for all the self serving post election analysis on what Harris should or shouldn't have done, has any major media ran anything noting sociopathic lying was apparently the winning strategy?
Surround yourself with people that listen to your nonsense and useless information, and can laugh with you or at you without being offended.
Banker: You're sure you want a reverse mortgage & get how it works?
Me (imagines bank making huge unaffordable payments to me for years): Yes
Taylor Sheridan is such an interesting writer/director because he has these shows that, on the surface, tend to be pretty straightforward, but they're just terrible people doing terrible things and the lowkey criticism is fascinating. But also it IS lowkey so a lot of people miss it?
If you don’t cry into your mashed potatoes did you really even go to family thanksgiving?
if you cry into your mashed potatoes you don’t even need salt
pro tip: they sell premade weed butter at dispensaries now so you can just put it on your bagel in the morning before work and forget that you have a job
[dinner party]
GUEST: it has come to my attention that one of us is a secret time traveller.
ME: *tasting wine the waiter brought to the table* mmm, what year is this?
[everyone slowly turns their head]
pouring the blue gatorade in the toilet bowl so my guests know I cleaned
Just a reminder that there’s an app available for your TV called PBS RETRO where you can watch all sorts of wonderful old pbs shows like Mr. Rogers and Reading Rainbow, you know, in case you might need that sort of energy right now
Species of salmon known as chum or dog. We get good runs of them up in the PNW & Alaska come fall time. Not the best eats but one of more fun ones to reel in.
Absolutely, we out here get (chum)my mate.
Every time I hear DJ! KHALED! I am morally obligated to mutter "Doesn't go down on his wife" no matter where I am or who's around me.
As you can imagine, my teenagers are thrilled every time this happens.
My superpower is I can tell whenever the coffee cups in a tv show are empty. Law & Order hasn’t seen a wet cup in 30 years.
Ran into an old classmate from high school who asked if I was going to the high school reunion coming up. It’s like my brother in Christ it’s good to see you but I don’t want to spend my free time surrounded by people from one of the most awkward periods of my life so far.
When my partner’s gone I sneak a Costco hot dog as my go to. Get to enjoy the $1.50 gift to mankind & have a couple hours to get the disgusting hot dog burps out before they get home.
