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comics + stupid stuff β˜… I make #softiescomic at softies.net and you read it ok? β˜… kyssimmee.tumblr.com β˜… kyssimmee.com/patreon β˜… softies.net β˜… http://readmycomic.com β˜… my work is sometimes for kids but my social media isn't!

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three drawings of kay from the webcomic "softies" in various intense expressions

three drawings of kay from the webcomic "softies" in various intense expressions

kay

10.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A painting of a frog vase

A painting of a frog vase

vase with frog
this month’s print 🐸

10.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
greta zeiger all dolled up in her fancy red gown like she's hosting the oscars

greta zeiger all dolled up in her fancy red gown like she's hosting the oscars

fancy greta!!! @carllecat.bsky.social

10.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 203 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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THE ZEIT ZEIGER (2026-03-04)

05.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 249 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
cartoon drawing of Paige Deadlock with a short stumpy stature and a big goofy magic horse head grinning like an idiot behind her

cartoon drawing of Paige Deadlock with a short stumpy stature and a big goofy magic horse head grinning like an idiot behind her

drawing of my new OC, her name is pleebo and she has a magic book called meetmyfriends

25.02.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 317 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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THE ZEIT ZEIGER (2026-03-07)

08.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

"I don't want to have to explain to my kids what gay people are" is ridiculous. You have to explain everything to them! They've never seen anything before! What else are you doing this about? You don't like broccoli so you just refuse to ever let your child know about what broccoli is? Okay man

08.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 1848 πŸ” 454 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 13

(incidentally, their movies started to get interesting again when they started trying their hand at coming-of-age movies centering tween characters a few years ago!! and those are exactly the films that the studio is now backpedaling on and calling "too divisive" and "not broadly appealing")

08.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

capitulating to the anti-gay "my child is my property" crowd feels like an unfortunate outgrowth of the same company culture that so often chooses to tell stories about children from the perspective of their caretakers

08.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm being harsh here because Pixar's output was pretty foundational to me growing up! I think there's actually a lot value in emotionally cathartic media for kids! But something I grow more and more tired of is the way their stories have often centered adult perspectives on childhood

08.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

inside out 2 is what i'm thinking of haha

08.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(and for the record: it was pretty alright πŸ‘)

08.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

they made a movie about grounding techniques for how to handle an anxiety attack

08.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"we're making a movie, not therapy" is a really funny line from the company whose entire story philosophy is to hinge every film on a cheap 5 minute tear jerker scene so you don't remember that most of it is pop culture jokes for dads

08.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 293 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

video games are so good

07.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think the US has genuinely tried to put forward that narrative, yeah

06.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

go bears

05.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
3d room, desk, lamp, bed, wooden wall, door, poster on wall, table and lamp next to bed, window with wooden cross dividing it into four sections.

3d room, desk, lamp, bed, wooden wall, door, poster on wall, table and lamp next to bed, window with wooden cross dividing it into four sections.

computer graphics (1995) archive.org/details/Koro...

27.02.2026 11:24 πŸ‘ 152 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5

i know many gretas in my life and it's a treat that she gets to be silly and stupid and look funny

05.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

no she's awesome. to be sincere, I think she reflects the same commitment to cartooning about the world as we experience it (and not as it was depicted in media 50 years ago) that your flatscreen tvs and roombas do

05.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i like the new hidden role mechanic they've added to email jobs, where now you have to suss out whether people are reading your 5 sentence emails, or if they're just reading a 4 sentence ai summary of your 5 sentence emails

05.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is exactly my experience too

04.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

not sure if this is true on iOS, but there are places in the macOS UI where the title of a window and the text it contains will overlap, with transparency and blur, making both completely unreadable πŸ˜€πŸ‘

03.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ux design is my passion

03.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A sharpie acrylic painting of several cave-painting-esque chubby horses in different positions. Sitting, laying down, bucking, rolling around and walking on pink paper with red borders.

A sharpie acrylic painting of several cave-painting-esque chubby horses in different positions. Sitting, laying down, bucking, rolling around and walking on pink paper with red borders.

Chubby horses are everything to me.

02.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 852 πŸ” 277 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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Grandma practices her free throw shots on a new Greatures

greatures.com/comic/192/

02.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 281 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
PANEL 1: The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is standing on a soapbox with a megaphone on the street. One or two people are watching. He motions with his thumb behind himself.
PUNDIT: Hello! WHAT IF Mattie had all of "her" skin ripped off in one big piece like a clementine? 
PUNDIT: This is "its" house by the way!

PANEL 2: MATTIE, sitting on her couch with a book. The voice from the megaphone comes from outside.
VO: What if someone did that. Just if anyone has a big knife, for doing the thing I talked about. I'm just wondering aloud!

PANEL 3: MATTIE leans out the window, yelling.
MATTIE: Get bent, asshole!

PANEL 4: Back on the PUNDIT. everyone is raising a knife of some sort.
PUNDIT: Can you believe that language?
PERSON IN CROWD: SO uncivil.
PERSON IN CROWD: Let's go up there with our blades

PANEL 1: The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is standing on a soapbox with a megaphone on the street. One or two people are watching. He motions with his thumb behind himself. PUNDIT: Hello! WHAT IF Mattie had all of "her" skin ripped off in one big piece like a clementine? PUNDIT: This is "its" house by the way! PANEL 2: MATTIE, sitting on her couch with a book. The voice from the megaphone comes from outside. VO: What if someone did that. Just if anyone has a big knife, for doing the thing I talked about. I'm just wondering aloud! PANEL 3: MATTIE leans out the window, yelling. MATTIE: Get bent, asshole! PANEL 4: Back on the PUNDIT. everyone is raising a knife of some sort. PUNDIT: Can you believe that language? PERSON IN CROWD: SO uncivil. PERSON IN CROWD: Let's go up there with our blades

so uncivil | patreon.com/lubchansky

02.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 2395 πŸ” 558 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4

"I thought i had this under control!" she says as they sting the inside of her mouth

01.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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wind whistler and the basketball game

comic I made for @mellodillo.bsky.social's pony comics zine this past summer

03.01.2025 17:22 πŸ‘ 1555 πŸ” 348 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 6