AJRed

Give the people what they want.

Nigel Mansell, 1990.

I once interviewed Max Clifford? No, this isn't getting any better.

My martial arts centre wants the instructors to think of 3 "crazy" facts and a fake one for a social media thing and I am struggling to think of 3 interesting things about me. The one that did occur - I once shook hands with Peter Mandelson - doesn't seem to quite strike the right tone.

OCS playing the Riverboat Song to an empty arena cos none of the crowd turned up when they said they would.

Wednesday.

Goodness gracious me.

Fuck you, you fucking fuck.

It's Top of the Pops!

If you see this, post a robot.

11 Men Against 11

This is how I access bluesky

Glory be! #FaceTheMusic

Trusted voice of the BBC Alvar Lidell sporting some dangerously subversive neckwear. #FaceTheMusic

He's in his room, practising the "one-handed concerto". #FaceTheMusic

Too jazzy? #FaceTheMusic

Patrick about to vault the desk and twist that dickie bow until Muir's head pops off. #CallMyBluff

You what, Bryan? #CallMyBluff

Woof. Behave yourself, Marshall. #CallMyBluff

Surprise result at #Crufts as Sam Allardyce takes home Best in Show.

Sorry, Norman, I'd love to meet but lots of war going on. Huge amounts of war. Very busy. Can't get away. What's that? There's more war and I need to come right now? Bye, Colin.

#OTD 5 years ago Piers Morgan flounced off Good Morning Britain.

Yorkshire, black, pease, rice.

Yorkshire, black, pease, rice.

TheKrankies

As useless as a marzipan dildo.

Makes it look so easy too.

It's who you know.

Sunday night.

Hi-de-Hiyatollah!