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May I present to you - none other than - your friend and mine - a No More Jockeys image bot No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson […] πŸŒ‰ bridged from ⁂ https://mas.to/@NoContextNMJ, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is wearing a full-head rubber mask of a balding white person with white hair and eyebrows. The mask does not fit well. There's a pair of pink-framed sunglasses over the eyes. Key is wearing a black wig in a 60s style. He's wearing rose-tinted round glasses. Watson is dressed as a soldier from Squid Game, wearing a black hood and a black screen over his face with a white triangle on it. The subtitle says "At least they can only see one nose... and no eyes.

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is wearing a full-head rubber mask of a balding white person with white hair and eyebrows. The mask does not fit well. There's a pair of pink-framed sunglasses over the eyes. Key is wearing a black wig in a 60s style. He's wearing rose-tinted round glasses. Watson is dressed as a soldier from Squid Game, wearing a black hood and a black screen over his face with a white triangle on it. The subtitle says "At least they can only see one nose... and no eyes.

12.03.2026 08:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The captions says β€œIt really pings.” Horne is wearing a hot pink suit jacket over his handsome suit and tie.

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The captions says β€œIt really pings.” Horne is wearing a hot pink suit jacket over his handsome suit and tie.

11.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Subtitle, β€œBloody hell. That’s Springsteen in wellies.”

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Subtitle, β€œBloody hell. That’s Springsteen in wellies.”

11.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is gazing off slightly as though imagining, he says "I'd just like you to be at home polishing your signs saying, Don't piss on the carpet."

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is gazing off slightly as though imagining, he says "I'd just like you to be at home polishing your signs saying, Don't piss on the carpet."

11.03.2026 08:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key says "Nature's Chesney."

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key says "Nature's Chesney."

10.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Image from a live game of No More Jockeys. Three players are sitting on stage on armchairs around a coffee table. Key shouts "NO ONE WAS DOING ANYTHING; EVERYONE'S JUST SAT THERE IN THEIR WEIRD CHAIRS." The chairs are non-matching old-fashioned leather armchairs. The word FIREBUG is written on the stage backdrop behind the players.

Image from a live game of No More Jockeys. Three players are sitting on stage on armchairs around a coffee table. Key shouts "NO ONE WAS DOING ANYTHING; EVERYONE'S JUST SAT THERE IN THEIR WEIRD CHAIRS." The chairs are non-matching old-fashioned leather armchairs. The word FIREBUG is written on the stage backdrop behind the players.

10.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is saying "And at this point I was still naked and the dog was still barking."

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is saying "And at this point I was still naked and the dog was still barking."

10.03.2026 08:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call - only Key and Horne are connected. Everyone is outside camping. Watson is sitting next to Key IRL, and shares his screen. Subtitle β€œHas that affected your career, the fact that Matt Hancock’s gone out of the news a bit?”

Screenshot of a Zoom call - only Key and Horne are connected. Everyone is outside camping. Watson is sitting next to Key IRL, and shares his screen. Subtitle β€œHas that affected your career, the fact that Matt Hancock’s gone out of the news a bit?”

09.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The subtitle says "I mean, I wanna do the work, because I wanna know how long a cow is."

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The subtitle says "I mean, I wanna do the work, because I wanna know how long a cow is."

09.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from a video of three friends playing a parlour game. All three players are sitting together on a sofa, Horne in the middle. Horne is looking at Key, but Key says "Don't look at me."

Screenshot from a video of three friends playing a parlour game. All three players are sitting together on a sofa, Horne in the middle. Horne is looking at Key, but Key says "Don't look at me."

09.03.2026 08:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key says "By the way, I've started going to Riverdance lessons, and I now can do Riverdance." He has his arms rigid by his sides and is looking off to one side with a beatific look on his face. We can't see his legs at all.

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key says "By the way, I've started going to Riverdance lessons, and I now can do Riverdance." He has his arms rigid by his sides and is looking off to one side with a beatific look on his face. We can't see his legs at all.

08.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. They players are wearing nice shirts and Watson even has a jacket on. β€œWe’ve all made an episode,” says Horne.

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. They players are wearing nice shirts and Watson even has a jacket on. β€œWe’ve all made an episode,” says Horne.

08.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson says "...retorted Key, crossedly."

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson says "...retorted Key, crossedly."

08.03.2026 08:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key says β€œFour diddly dee,"

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key says β€œFour diddly dee,"

07.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Subtitle: "You chose a good wife and everything."

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Subtitle: "You chose a good wife and everything."

07.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. All players are leaning over to their right.

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. All players are leaning over to their right.

07.03.2026 08:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is miming holding a microphone. He says "This is the news."

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is miming holding a microphone. He says "This is the news."

06.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is miming a sphere with his hands, as though holding an imaginary ball. He says "Donk is spherical."

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is miming a sphere with his hands, as though holding an imaginary ball. He says "Donk is spherical."

06.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key looks delighted. He says β€œYeah! It helps me - I love β€œpurpose hat”!”

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key looks delighted. He says β€œYeah! It helps me - I love β€œpurpose hat”!”

06.03.2026 08:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson says "It's a big if. Small if. Tiny if."

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson says "It's a big if. Small if. Tiny if."

05.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson is singing "No one has two sisters."

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson is singing "No one has two sisters."

05.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is holding up his hands, about half a metre apart, as though showing the size of something. He says "Big if?"

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is holding up his hands, about half a metre apart, as though showing the size of something. He says "Big if?"

05.03.2026 08:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is singing "Sold! Sold! To the man in the skirt!"

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is singing "Sold! Sold! To the man in the skirt!"

04.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson is rapping "For once in a while, I don't have to weep."

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson is rapping "For once in a while, I don't have to weep."

04.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key looks frustrated β€œNo, no, it’s just a sentence you keep saying.”

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key looks frustrated β€œNo, no, it’s just a sentence you keep saying.”

04.03.2026 08:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne says "I mean, I'm not gonna challenge, but.... you're really weird."

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne says "I mean, I'm not gonna challenge, but.... you're really weird."

03.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Image from a live game of No More Jockeys. Three players are sitting on stage on armchairs around a coffee table. Horne is flipping through a little notebook. Watson says "You turned your back on comedy and made formatted shows!" Key is facepalming. The word FIREBUG is written on the stage backdrop behind the players.

Image from a live game of No More Jockeys. Three players are sitting on stage on armchairs around a coffee table. Horne is flipping through a little notebook. Watson says "You turned your back on comedy and made formatted shows!" Key is facepalming. The word FIREBUG is written on the stage backdrop behind the players.

03.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key asks "Is moss an animal, would you say, or not so much?" Horne has his head in both his hands.

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key asks "Is moss an animal, would you say, or not so much?" Horne has his head in both his hands.

03.03.2026 08:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Subtitle: "Plattegory."

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Subtitle: "Plattegory."

02.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. On Horne’s lap is his dog, Loky, a mid-brown fluffy cockerpoo. Horne is holding up her ears. The subtitle says β€œChewbacca?"

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. On Horne’s lap is his dog, Loky, a mid-brown fluffy cockerpoo. Horne is holding up her ears. The subtitle says β€œChewbacca?"

02.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0