Highly placed sources within my bathroom acknowledged during a recent classified briefing that I had not planned for the possibility of vomiting after chasing a family-size bag of flamin' hot Cheetos with an entire fifth of 151 rum
Pyoo-may-min 🥰
My gf "Spam Risk" calls me everyday 🥰
this is still the realest thing ever said about america
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.
Hiring the dregs of Liberty Law School for the DOJ is the legal equivalent of drafting 13-year-olds into the infantry
Pekkzezra yinglet is in a praising upwards pointing sort of pose towards the camera Post is captioned: the only thin blue lines i respect are the veins in big titties, thank you for your service (saluting emote)
Good night ying nation
shoutout to @tyunre.bsky.social
And we love you for it <3
i really hate that man
every day with this prick until he loses in 2028
is there a better representation of the american empire in decay
something uncanny about the ways the ideology of the capitalist leads to them imagining their own wealth as proof of some cosmic insight they hold
even when we're all aware the people setting up these bets have this information in advance
these people should all hang
you are literally the one guy who isn't allowed to complain about this
average person cheering for war in iran
One time I posted about one of my kids and her gender journey one trans visibility day and this dude Singal posted some made up speculation about us that was completely wrong. Then he deleted it when people called him out, but he never apologized or anything. 🤮
getting to flex dominant muscles between bouts of being incredibly submissive is the joy of the switch
the overseer of project 2025 is telling you out loud that every inch you cede on trans rights is part of the plan to create a white christian fascist state
I would watch the Winter Olympics if they put a dog in every event
This!
Just CARE.
oh my god??
Donkin' Dunnts meme of a bunch of major restaurant chains with surrealist spellings and grammatical mistakes.
AI ruined this genre of meme.
I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
You could pull it off, maybe bangs versus sideburns lol
Strong contender for best subhed of 2026
photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
New York Times headline: Libertarians: We Told You So With an image of a big black boot stomping a snake
this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
