Ladybug Prozac Edition 💊

16 year old me: don’t tell me what to do

33 year old me: tell me what to do

Up making a plan to get my life in order, that I will be absolutely too tired to execute tomorrow.

Panic! At the disco
Dissociate! At the grocery store
Anxiety attack! At the bank
Shrink into oblivion! At home

low poly frog on a grid ground thing. looks like the image was captured within a 3d modeling program

i need to stop being stupid

We should normalize saying “No” more often

I wish I could be nonchalant but I chalant too much

I just had to weigh myself for a medical form and it's like, I'm not supposed to know my physical weight, I am a concept. How much does a sad ghost weigh? Exactly.

500 likes and I'll call out tomorrow and get day drunk and play video games

a 48 hour nap under a giant blanket would fix me

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

This is how I remembered I’m two weeks overdue to request my refill

These are adorable. When you wear them, you are the CEO.

My level of patience when I start a work out routine.

my brain is doing the running man while my heart does the skittles

a cartoon character is laying on a bed with a thermometer in his mouth .. Alt: a cartoon character is laying on a bed with a thermometer in his mouth with a fever, then gets cold and then hot and then cold over and over again.

I’m hot. I’m freezing. I’m burning up. Give me a blanket. Turn the fan on.

that’s my secret, Daylight Savings, i’m always tired

Apparently I have no idea. I thought it was the gymnast who did that snarky smile, but apparently not.
Yes, I am indeed old, why do you ask?

It’s so exciting, the sun sets later so I have more time to be anxious and depressed in the living room, before it is socially acceptable to go be anxious and depressed in my bed.

I always add an extra hour of sleep whenever anything to do with Daylight Savings time happens. It’s still Thursday to me brother.

Daylight savings is now, and I’m still fucking pissed about the hour of sleep I’m losing.

If you see me up all night in the internet, no you didn’t, I am losing an hour of sleep!

Men listen to me: that woman is probably lying she 100% does not want you to "make sure she wakes up"

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

i might be a dumbass but at least i am also lazy and pessimistic

My brain is so loud today. I have picked up songs from ads or something.

I’ve got just these snippets: “song, song of the south - I’ve been married long time ago, Cotten eye joe”

This repeating over some dubstep music and I can’t make it stop.

Why am I awake?

-a memoir

“No,” said Frog.

It’s the first week of March and so far this year I have:

- been in the hospital
- had two surgeries
- had two procedures
- taken 23 days of antibiotics
- and only owe like 5 grand to various medical locations

0/10
None of this was part of my New Years Resolutions.

(Super Mario Bros) Mario, I know you're just a plumber, but now you have to be the secretary of homeland security

oh yeah