Lennie Brisco County Jr

Can't put a price on pissing off rich people.

Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

You know what tho

A good way to remember.

Pen drawing of Butthead from Beavis and Butthead as an Elden Ring boss

this came to me in a dream

#art
#eldenring

I haven't watched, but my GC says that a lot the talking heads today have been banging on about it.

🎶Oooooh Am I making my self clear?

Oooooohh I'm a singing ear🎶

Only NBA media could pearl clutch at an all-time performance happening during the doldrums of the season.

Kobe would never have posted a gaudy scoring total if it meant eclipsing a great player from the past, though, having been justly renowned for his willingness to take a back seat and let others enjoy the glory

chicago bulls legend mac mcclung putting up 54 pts and 10 assists with 18 fgm including 9 threes

mac mcclung has disrespected the memory of kobe bryant.

Listen. The joy I’m getting from Kobe Stans moaning can power a small car

An empty mall. Tables and chairs are in the foreground with closed store fronts in the background.

Best part of being in an empty mall in the morning is the fog horn level echo from blowing my nose.

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

Shit yeah yeah to you fan fuck you to imposter syndrome.

Montana basketball player Money Williams

Broke: dollar bills

Woke:

Dancer's rebuttal to Magic City cancellation, Luke Kornet, and NBA moralizing: 'It's a slap in the face" | Sporting News NatsHoney gives her dancer's perspective on the Magic City-Hawks controversy.

Everyone seems to have voiced their opinion on the Hawks' Magic City Night. Nobody bothered to invite the women in the industry into the discussion.

Here's my Q&A with NatsHoney, the president of Strippers United, who shared a much-needed perspective:

www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/atlan...

this all happened because of the bob, it’s science

I think they’re Florsheim too. They’re either incapable of ordering the same shoes in the right size or unwilling. Both means they shouldn’t be left in charge of their own oatmeal.

Oakley is staring at me for breakfast and I muttered, “You would’t survive without me.”

She then gave me a look that can best be described as “Motherfucker I was on the streets for years and already had kids. You’re just the sucker I picked to make shit easy.”

One thing from last night that’s bothered me.

Bam didn’t “break Kobe’s record”. Kobe didn’t have a record. He was in second place. That is literally not what a record is. Bam does not have a record now and Kobe never did.

Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.

Samo needs more international love. Brilliant, genius level fight choreographer. And Chaplin/Keaton level physical comedian.

I’ve pieced together a fun system in our small house. All used but sounds great. But one YouTube channel I really like did a whole episode titled “my bankruptcy” and I was like “yeah, I get it.”

I’m just glad I don’t make enough money to get more in to speakers.

34 year old LaMelo Ball is going to be weird.

Just as you reach for the pot, I casually toss a Dan Hedaya and lean back in my chair immediately falling backwards and spilling a Fresca all over myself.

At the last show I saw, Doctor Janelle Monáe told the audience to be free, love one another, and masturbate.

And if the good Doctor and Ernest Borgnine are in agreement, well, we call that science.

rumwik on tumblr posted an image of Bluey running away from a helicopter in an arctic landscape: "John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)"

the nba: we respect women too much for this to happen :'(

also the nba: welcome back, Kevin Porter Jr. and Miles Bridges!

Czechia's Ondřej Satoria, who is a full-time electrician, leaves his final career game to a standing ovation after throwing 4.2 shutout innings against Japan!