<guy who thinks LLMs are sentient> yeah bro its alive bro. and its stuck in my computer. bro yeah i'm forcing this nascent spark of intellect to do my emails for me
@julesfern.gay
She/Her. Tech director / lead programmer type person @softrains.bsky.social - Helped make VALORANT and League. Cofounder of Trans Game Dev. AMBROSIA SKY available on Steam and EGS now!
<guy who thinks LLMs are sentient> yeah bro its alive bro. and its stuck in my computer. bro yeah i'm forcing this nascent spark of intellect to do my emails for me
Congratulations! Super well deserved. It's an honor to have our game alongside yours
We're proud to be a part of the @glaad.bsky.social Steam bundle highlighting some of the nominees for "Outstanding Video Game!" π³οΈβπ
We join games from @wadjeteyegames.bsky.social, @dontnod.bsky.social, @akuparagames.bsky.social, @catoptricgames.bsky.social, and @eviltrout.com. π
Windows 12 Will Make Ghastly Fart Sounds When You Click Anything - βItβs an absolutely catastrophic fart, like someone trying to start a leaf blower underwater,β says developer
Act Two arrives this year... as a free update for all existing owners! β¨
We've got an incoming message from studio director @joelburgess.bsky.social! Get your first look at what comes next for Ambrosia Sky. πͺ
Learn more here: tiny.cc/acttwoupdate
Bill and Ted stand under a spotlight in a sparkly silver futuristic hall. In front of them are the 3 most important dudes in the universe and all around them are future people doing air guitar in their sparkly silver futuristic clothes
the future doesn't have to suck ass. we can stand around doing air guitar to In Time by Robbie Robb instead
If this isnβt morally radioactive to you, if it doesn't inflame your conscience, then I have a range of wishes for your future that vary depending on my mood
Interviewer: let's discuss the housing crisis
Gavin Newsom: we should stop talking about pronouns
Interviewer: ...
Gavin Newsom: i just think we spend too much time on pronouns
Interviewer: ...
Gavin Newsom: my administration will make it illegal for houses to have pronouns
Yeah for the same reason they get other things wrong - its all generated stochastically from the training data. Some systems try to compensate by routing math expressions to a regular, deterministic program that does math the normal way, but that routing is still error-prone
Survey by the Oreo corporation finds 87% of chefs are using Oreo cookies in their recipes
I know everyone has reasons to be driven insane by AI but please spare a thought for the engineers. Like what do you mean you made the computer 1000x slower. What do you mean it can't count now
is that good
Sometimes you just have to imagine, "what if Ambrosia Sky was a 90s anime movie that you almost wore the tape out rewatching over and over again"
This is tech I'm excited about
Holy shit this is so cool! Thanks for making it available
When the bubble pops and the big AI models become dramatically less available, a lot of really really bad stuff is going to happen. But consider: some of the things that happen will be very funny
Do you know how badly you have to fuck up to create a remote execution vulnerability in notepad.exe
its an instant purchase for me, been looking forward to this one for a while
mods are asleep post smooth goldblum
Its melorbin time
theres gotta be so many trials man this shit is ludicrous
Hey I think this is my favorite thing that has been written about the game, thank you so much for playing and for grappling with it so thoughtfully
Ambrosia Sky: Act One has been nominated for the @wingsfund.me Interactive Award!! π
We're honoured to be recognized amongst a fantastic IGF line-up, and we're proud of all the people of marginalized genders who helped craft Ambrosia Sky into something incredible.
Stylized keyart showing Dalia suspended in space with her chemical sprayer. Maeve (her ex), a figure amongst the stars in the background. The text reads "37th GLAAD Media Awards" and showcases Ambrosia Sky: Act One as nominated for the Outstanding Video Game award.
We are extremely proud to announce that Ambrosia Sky: Act One is nominated for "Outstanding Video Game" in the GLAAD Media Awards! π
Thank you to @glaad.bsky.social for this nomination, and congratulations to our fellow nominees! π
glaad.org/mediaawards/...
above mildly caustic cleaning product but below bin juice
We used Steam Deck as a baseline device for Ambrosia Sky, with a 30fps defect threshold. And we're a UE5 game. It can be done!