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Piss-Drunk Pete Kegstand is super-obsessed with projecting an image of himself as some kind of Alpha Top Dog Lethal-As-Shit Warfighter™ — but let’s get real. the only thing Pete’s ever killed with his own bare hands has been a fifth of whiskey. and, of course, nothing says I’m the manliest hombré to ever punch war in the face more than stamping your foot and holding your breath until you turn blue because your precious fee-fees got all hurted and stuff.

Plastered Pete Kegstand is big mad at photographers for making him look like the dickbrained clown he is. I cover this and all the other dumbfuckery that happened in "this week in stupid," my every-Saturday round-up. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION to reading it. link is here: bit.ly/4bH0sOB

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Maybe we can negotiate a deal with Iran. We give them Donny, Kegsbreath, Rubio to do with as they please, and they open the strait and accept our sincere apologies.

I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.

This video is lowballing it.

BREAKING: Court orders Trump admin to provide Kennedy Center closure & renovation docs to trustee & our client @repbeatty.bsky.social bef. Mon. Board meeting--& allow her participation

Big win for @democracydefendersaction.org & WLG. PI briefing to follow to STOP shut down & demolition!

Interesting insight into why so many white women voted for the orange pus bag.

Dear President Zelensky,

Make them pay $$$, apologize AND say thank you.

Underrated tweet (yes, it's mine, yes I really just did this😆)

In my defense it is a nazi site, and they're not known for their sense of humor (not Covie, just the site in general).

It is dangerous and terrible but also just so deeply embarrassing that this is how our country is being run

Crisis Five: Donny doesn't have a scapegoat. A few underlings but he's CiC and cannot really pass this one off, Kegsbreath didn't act on his own.

Do not think for an instant he won't use nukes to try to "win" and that will be the last war on Earth. (He's dying anyway, what does he care?)

10/ All of this was totally foreseeable. Frankly, it’s why previous presidents weren’t so stupid to start a war like this.

Trump has lost control of the war. His best course now is to cut his losses and end it. That’s the only way to prevent an even bigger disaster.

It’s crystal clear now that Trump has lost control of this war. He badly misjudged Iran’s ability to retaliate. The region is on fire.

1/ I’m going to explain to you in this🧵what I’ve learned - in part from closed door briefings - about the four biggest current crises.

And manipulate the market while trading on inside information to ensure they continue to get more than their share.

Mass pilot whale stranding in Indonesia raises questions about ocean health Villagers in central Indonesia rescued 34 short-finned pilot whales following a mass stranding on March 9, but despite their overnight efforts were unable to save 21 others. Mongabay Indonesia’s Ebed…

Mass pilot whale stranding in Indonesia raises questions about ocean health news.mongabay.com/short-articl... 🌎🦑🧪

these people gleefully ripped apart the systems that kept millions of people around the world from dying of starvation and disease and now they go crying to a judge because they're suffering "reputational damage" on the internet

hell is not hot enough

So, um, what exactly are they saying here? Because if it's what it sounds like, it's pretty much contrary to everything I was taught about the American ethos.

Can we get some renderings of lower gas prices? Cheaper groceries? A real minimum wage people can live on? Expanded ACA credits so nobody goes broke seeing a doctor? Epstein files? Trump’s MRI results?

Australian Greens Senator Nick McKim delivered a #CupOfJoe overflowing with fire! This is the exact behavior that we should expect from our own members of Congress!

Go to NoKings.org & use your voice on March 28!
No kings! No war!

Via eyeontrend (IG)

jurgen habermas, celebrated philosopher, early bluesky adopter, died today at his home in germany.

Like telling ICE agents you aren't mad?

Strange how every “America First” move somehow ends up helping Moscow. What a coincidence.

The Trump administration is set to receive a roughly $10 billion fee from investors in the recently completed deal to take control of TikTok's U.S. business, delivering it a windfall for keeping the popular social-media app alive in America. The payment is part of the agreement through which investors friendly with the administration gained control of TikTok's U.S. operations from Chinese parent ByteDance, people familiar with the matter said. It comes in addition to the investments made to create a new entity to run the app in the U.S.

The Wall Street Journal previously reported that the administration was expected to get a multibillion-dollar fee. The $10 billion payment would be nearly unprecedented for a government helping arrange a transaction, historians have said. Vice President JD Vance previously said the new TikTok entity running the U.S. operations is valued at about $14 billion in the deal, which some tech analysts have said dramatically undervalues the company.

This still doesn’t really explain exactly what is happening — raising further questions about the repeated use of “Trump administration” and “administration,” as opposed to “paid to the federal government.”

www.wsj.com/tech/tiktok-...

Since I don’t work in the news business, maybe someone can educate me

When the Secretary of Defense tells news organizations what they should write and how they should cover the news, is that propaganda

Because to the uninitiated user, it sure seems like it

Nice work here by Dan Maurer.

Ebrahim Azizi, head of the National Security and Foreign Policy Commission of the Iranian parliament, claims that Ukraine's drone support for Israel makes "the entire territory of Ukraine a legitimate and lawful target for Iran" under Article 51 of the UN Charter.

The orange ogre wants other countries military ships to escort oil tankers. I thought this moron said he had the strongest military in the world, did not need UK's help as they already won. You started it you deal with it you epic moron!

There it is…

This guy built Sofi stadium with his own money and still has enough left over to buy all this land..... Stadiums don't need to be built with public money 💰

‘We Would Be Entering a Completely Different World’ What happens if oil hits $200 a barrel?

“If the strait remains closed for even a month…sustained higher oil prices could plunge the world into a recession, raise borrowing costs, alter the outcome of ongoing wars, and shift the balance of global-power competition in favor of Russia and China”
www.theatlantic.com/economy/2026...