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I wish Tony Schiavone had screamed WE'RE OUT OF TIME!!!

It really is. And it has definitely helped prove that nothing will ever stay amazing to human brains. If you had told me browsing Blockbuster in 1994 that one day I could watch any movie anytime and I would not give the SLIGHTEST shit I would have been confused

We both know I am the best at sex in Winnepeg, but I have heard you saying you are the best at sex in all of Manitoba! Only one way to figure this one out, amigo.

Unfortunately her husband is kind of a piece of shit, though not (seemingly) in the sense that he abuses her. At least we can hope not.

Also unrelated I just kind of got out of the "talking about women's attractiveness" business since it does not matter what I think ultimately

I was going to say, if you successfully got everything he wants to do into the ears of every single person in the country he would lose by, like, 2% more than he is going to lose as-is. The Republican party would murder every Democrat if it were easy to do

When is he going to say "no taxes for Republicans, double taxes for Democrats" because that seems like it must be coming

Are you sure you cannot squeeze in an interview during the main event? Just talk to each of the Jacksons in turn while they hold the tag rope waiting to get back into the match

I think I am up to 4 women who were absolutely 100% opposed to anyone trying. Was this due to past negative experiences or fear or something else? No idea, but sad regardless. And a couple of women who were like "let's not waste time on oral"

Always hard in an election year deciding when to stop using social media and reading news; I usually manage to wait until a week or so before the election, but I think once Ms. "Trump So Dangerous I Will Definitely Vote For Him" drops out and the media switches to "Biden Will Lose" I am about done

I am not saying you have to be in-character but making jokes about Bluey's dad being a misogynist are roughly in line with passing around the claim that Mr. Rogers was an army sniper covered in tattoos

I did not realize Idaho had been recognized as so fascist even in the early 1990s, but I suppose the enclaves had to be built up out of something

Considering mullets have gone from "the only agreed-upon objectively bad fashion decision" to trendy again, JNCOs' return cannot possibly be more than 5 years away

Dolly Mixture - Peel Session 1979 The complete session recorded by Dolly Mixture on 7 August 1979 for the John Peel show on BBC Radio 1 and broadcast on the 14th of that month.Tracklist:1. Do...

Shit! Just got into Dolly Mixture a few months ago after inexplicably getting interested in Captain Sensible and learning about them in the process; I became fascinated by how good their 1979 Peel Session was despite really not being the kind of music I think I like www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwbU...

Seems win/win for them to me; I am still about 95% sure they are ending democracy this election cycle, and if the Democrats somehow stop them from doing it they will still get huge brownie points with their insane fascist base for next time

Because slightly more of the population identifies as fascists

And they can! So now like 100 people get rich instead of 10,000 and the companies eventually implode. Seems sustainable!

Charisma is his dump stat. He just is using one of those editions where a negative charisma modifier increases your intimidation checks.

I love that I agree with him but would definitely put religion on a higher tier of "horrible thing pushed at children" than carbonated beverages

O.K. but you cannot tell me "cartchy tuns" would sound incorrect if spoken with a Glaswegian dialect

Microsoft agrees, it is still showing February 28 for its "On This Day" feature

This is literally why I now have only three scented candles in my home rather than the ten I had last year, because I am so sick of owning things that I will sometimes set them on fire just to make them go away

*Superiorkick *Businesslunches

Even now, people are still insisting it is happening and being confused when I say "O.K. prove it"

They wre SO SURE this big number penalty was going to be it. Now his sons can stay in charge. Now he can get loans. Now he might not have to put up the whole amount. Now it is November 5

My ScottEVest paid for itself after two flights of me stuffing all of my clothes, a book, and some snacks into it and carrying nothing. That said, fuck flying and I hope every airline goes out of business

corporate mergers My Twitter: https://twitter.com/prozdMy Merch/T-Shirt Store: http://www.theyetee.com/prozdMy Tumblr: http://prozdvoices.tumblr.com/My Twitch: https://www.twi...

ProZD made a sub-one-minute summary of why that guy should never have been allowed to have any job at all, let alone the job of CEO

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhRj...

My first medieval history professor called jousting "live-action roleplaying from the 1400s" or something like that and it has always stuck with me since then

1. Moved 50 times across 11 states and 5 countries, Dr. Third Culture Kid
2. Never enjoyed a job for more than a few weeks (join the club, yeah)
3. Without knowing the term "straightedge" was one of those awful aggro anti-all-vices teens
4. Totally right in 1994 that Demoscene music could be popular