The Attitude of The Quackitude

Enjoy your ratio. You deserve it.

Atheism can do better than this.

Quod erat demonstrandum.

My most uncontroversial opinion is that nobody exists after 03:14:07 UTC on 19 January 2038. I challenge any and all comers to empirically prove me wrong.

No, no. It's December 13, 1901, 20:45:52 UTC.

We know because the universe runs Unix.

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It's looking increasingly like these guys thought that if they could wreak more death and destruction than the other side then they would be respected as strong powerful men and they would "win" and that would make them big important heroes. Very possibly they had no rationale deeper than that.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

Fair. I would too.

Panel 1 - Jellico: When Admiral Necheyev asked if I’d be willing to take on this assignment, she asked if I could perform under pressure. Panel 2 - Jellico: I said I don’t know that one, but I could take a shot at Bohemian Rhapsody. Panel 3 - Riker - slackjawed as usual Panel 4 - Enterprise warps away

Riker's just a poor boy, he needs no sympathy....
#StarTrek #JellicoTrek

10 PRINT "FARTS"
20 GOTO 10

So oil dropped because Trump said he thinks the war will be shorter and we all believe him because we were born yesterday.

Purity culture is a fetish that sexualizes children.

It's not?

Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

Almighty God, give us grace that we may cast away the works of darkness, and put upon us the armor of light, when he shall come again in his glorious majesty to judge both the quick and the dead, we may rise to the life immortal;

I really don't get the impression as an outsider that Americans are anywhere near that smart on average.

That's rough.

Hope you find work you can do.

The rapture is not in the Bible.

The rapture is not present in Christianity before the 19th century.

The rapture makes for dangerous theology and foreign policy.

The rapture needs to become a resoundingly opposed sentiment.

Tag yourself, I'm the ghost.

Honestly, I think saying "Americans are idiots because of Scofield" is less embarrassing than "y'all are really that dumb".

How will the idiots power their data centers now?

I want to name our new kittens Periapsis and Apoapsis.

My wife is not sold on the idea.

Help me explain why she is wrong.

Bear Grylls? That you?

Got it. I'm sorry for your loss. To clarify: You want a eulogy for your father that's 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗲, sounds 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘁, and captures the 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝗺. I get it. He wasn't just your father — he was your Dad. Here a few options I came up with:

What a name.

Also, what a dumb thing to say.

Does anyone remember Don Camilo and the Devil?

If y'all are invading Iran to cause Armageddon, I got some bad news for you. In your own twisted theology, y'all the bad guys.