Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com
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Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com
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The Appointment (Lindsey C Vickers, 1981)
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It was only three days away from becoming an American confection outlet. So sad
@filmscharlie.bsky.social You been writing to Viz?
Welcome to the Garyneum, the 13 day period between the birthdays of Gary Numan and Gary Oldman.
Brass band day? The County will have run out of ale then.
Woah, woah, slow down Rinus Michels
THE TREE
SURGEON
There was a tree surgeon called Guy,
Who only stood three foot high,
He didn’t own a ladder,
As his plan it was madder,
He specialised in only pruning Bonsai!
From Russia with Lovehoney
World Cup in a rogue state
I know
I know
It’s serious
It's the best pinball
Is there any real chance of a reaching a peace deal in a war where one side are irrational religious zealots operating under a repressive theocracy, and so are the other two.
I think it's very bad to lose a grasp of which parties are threats to liberal democracy and which ones you merely don't like.
Ooooooooo that's a good idea
Since I packed in booze I really crave milkshakes. 🤷♀️
New @bdolan.bsky.social is also out today with the lead single, Fight Naked, being an absolute banger
bdolan.bandcamp.com/album/fight-...
Just met a molecular biologist. She was surprisingly tall
Hope it goes well
Think y'all should buy @joshuaidehen.bsky.social 's new banging long player.
joshuaidehen.bandcamp.com/album/i-know...
I know it was only Fake Spring but three days was still a bit mean
My old man's a thermos
He wears a thermostat
Yeah, but IFAB are cracking down on time-wasting
Some Mothers Do Avram.
A saucy romp in which people discover their mum in bed with shadow eyed ghoul, Avram Grant.
Morrissey’s Fridge by @brianbilston.bsky.social
(illustrated by me)
Title slate from Scars of Dracula (1970)
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Answering interview questions like "where do you see yourself in 5 years time?" while yet another intractable war in the Middle East threatens to engulf us all. I don't think you want my honest answer, pal.
I cannot wait for the insights on this! He's going to:
1. Sample some local street food.
2. Ride a train.
3. Visit a temple.
4. Not mention the pogroms that the serving Prime Minister presided over.
5. Smile at some elephants.
6. Top up his kids' private school fees.
7. Say "India is changing".
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