Patrick

You gotta keep your head on a swivel with these guys. Stay on your toes people!

When you say...."close"...did you mean....know what, nevermind. Don't want to know.

And with that visual, I'll be logging off the internet for today. And forever.

I’d give it about 2 weeks

The diddler on the left needs to be at least 3X fatter. Otherwise we’re good to go.

Good call. Pack C 130’s to the rafters with every single member of Meal Team 6 and ship their fat masked asses over there.

And they’d belly up to swallow it again. Their Gadsden flags now say “Harder Daddy” and their red hats say “I Protect Pedophiles”

Every elected Republican - from dog catcher to senator - has a little more blood on their hands today. They cheer this psycho & deserve everything coming their way.

Seriously? In today's GOP he'd be hitting the VFW in Nashua and diners in Sioux City, the presidential front runner for a party that protects pedophiles above all else. Re: his sex abuse of kids- Fox News would ignore it, Collins would be concerned, and Mike Johnson hasn't heard one thing about it

Gotta hand it to Darwin, still grinding after all these years. Thinning the herd is tough work, but so necessary.

Her loathing of him comes off her in waves. She's as complicit as any creepy member of that family, but you can tell she also despises him.

As St. Donald the Groper was heard to remark to St. Pam about underage girls, "Dominus go frisk 'em"

The question is, have you ever been more politically homeless?

In Patel's defense, he was busy looking for the culprit, looking high and low, left and right, often simultaneously.

The White House and the entire GOP - maybe other than Massie? The rest of them are card carrying pedophile protectors, and anyone who votes for them earns (and will never lose) the same label.

The reverse is also true: MAGA is pure Trump scum. MAGA owns it, and will take his stain to their graves. They may eventually take the hats off, the flags down, and pretend otherwise, but we know the truth: they backed a child rapist and that's the only thing people will think when they see them.

They better be the first in a convoy. A big convoy

People in Vacationland are pining for…the way we were.

Instructions unclear. At what point can I stop licking Grey Poupon off the toilet seat? Please advise.

It politics 101: secure your base, cater to them and make sure they feel seen. Fortunately, thanks to their red hats, flags, and bumper stickers, it’s easier than ever for rest of us to spot the criminal pedophiles living among us.

Totally inappropriate word, does not apply at all. Bondi lacks both warmth and depth.

If he comes back on camera, will his Sharpie widow’s peak be joining him?

What the hell is a 60,000 Dow gonna give these guys permission to do? One shudders to think…

so that added another...what, 30 seconds to the remodeling process?

If it was only Trump and the GOP positioned under the tree I'd be a whole lot more comfortable. Unfortunately, there's a ton of people, institutions, and communities poised to be crushed too.

Claro que si!

Got away with it so far...tick tock pedos...your time's coming

Waylon Smithers would take issue with your characterization of what the crowd was saying.

How can I help? Bake sale? Penny drive?

Normally I'd say "most pathetic post so far," or "day ain't over yet" but this will end up on the Mt. Rushmore of pathetic posts. Best case scenario, his honor & sense of self have been so eroded, he isn't aware. Worst case, he knows how pathetic he is, and how he allowed Trump to hollow him out.