Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦

Happy birthday! 🎂🧁

Vulture capitalist.

Exhausterwhelmulated Adjective 1. The feeling of being exhausted, overwhelmed, and overstimulated all at once. tinybuddha.com

Probably should've laid off those edibles before I did my own taxes.

A side note however...I'm getting back twelve and a half million dollars.

Have the kind of sex where you have to buy a new house.

Kraft cheese is single ply

a pink orange and red sunset can be seen through bare trees standing on spotty snow with a hazy foggy hanging in the air

hey. it's creepy and beautiful out.

Tits out for International Women’s Day, m’ladies.

get with the program it’s the 90s bitch

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

I'm so lucky - it's 5 minutes from my house 🥰

What the hell time is it even anyway

Alt text: a shit ton of meltwater pouring over a waterfall creating a mist and a roar

Its happening

The potential for fun is vast. Its a great Friday night date idea

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

For a small subscription fee I will tell you if an account gives me the jeebies

I just drove past the lake and said there's no way anyone is crazy enough to be out there now. That's terrible

Happy international women’s day to all the women! I look forward to dancing naked under the moonlight with you tonight

Salome with the Head of John the Baptist Lucas Cranach the Elder (c. 1472–1553)

Happy International Women's Day to those who celebrate!🎉

Life is just full of parking lots that I’d wait for you in.

Oven clock, we meet again.

finally, the clock in my car is right again

I'm sorry I led you on, but that was the only way I could get someone to check me for ticks.

‘The Man Who Sold the World’ used to just be a song

I'm writing my second novel and just found out Anna-Marie is pregnant!?! What?

Already changed my clocks. Nobody even tried to stop me.

Cheers to the return of daylight saving time. One less hour of the dumbest time in history.

I am exactly where I want to be. At home, smoking weed, and avoiding people.

Fuck you!!