Adam Cable

little piece of burnt cereal
what’s your story
so crispy and hard
what horrors befell you?
…crunch

just saw a disturbing, detailed vision of one possible outcome for the human race. free on Tubi

chapped lips
cracked skin
can’t lose
⛄️

I don’t add sugar to my daily coffee because I crave the bitter juice, but also so I can eat my little packs of fruit snacks without guilt.

how many hot people does it take to operate an elevator touchpad?

three, based on what I just witnessed.

love to join a class action lawsuit... yesss girls #they have wronged us but #WE are stronger

finally watching Saltburn and OMG the aspect ratio is painful 😭

blueberry muffins are good medicine for any ails or woes

it’s unreasonably difficult to find good/compatible hair styling product, but my search is over 😌

light jacket weather brings inner peace

Giovanni Lanfranco, Mary Magdalen Raised by Angels, c. 1616, Museo Nazionale di Capodimonte, Naples A nude Mary Magdalen flown by angels over a panoramic landscape

"Half an edible won't hurt"

when sugar cravings hit, I feel like a hummingbird in a button-up shirt. it shouldn’t be this hard to cut back. 😒

just thinking about my cat while I’m at work, and how I get to see her in a few hours

my niche internet enjoyment is watching pop musician stans argue in the comments over what high note their fave did or didn’t hit & which specific performance (location, date, song) proves everyone else wrong

“She hit a G5 (sustained for 8 seconds) @ the Vegas residency on 9/14/12—CHECK THE TAPES”

at what point will the “unprecedented times” conclude?

in my society goats would not be associated with the devil, but instead considered angels, for providing cheese that tastes like that

olive oil and sourdough bread are an unmatched pairing

when the backlash to this cultural and political moment really starts picking up steam these goddamn professional windsocks are going to act like they didn't fold immediately on day one

powerless to resist their siren call 🤤

salt and vinegar chips are my kryptonite — I’m powerless in their presence 😔

have you ever written an email that’s so crisp, so on point, that you keep re-reading it in awe of your ability to function professionally in a soul-crushing and deeply upsetting world?

just heard the sentence “I was feeling like I was in an episode of Girls and then there was a shooting” and I was like damn, the American dream

it’s interesting to order a chicken souvlaki platter and have it arrive with chicken on top, fries underneath, and then a full salad below that… a three-story meal?? thanks?

A wild bear.

Today is World Bear Day.

Crystal Cubism would be a great drag name.

(Art: “Arlequin à la Guitare” by my fave, Juan Gris)

this little severance goat is too cute 😭

farro is just birdseed for humans — chirp chirp y’all

walnuts are delicious but some remind me of the ‘biblically accurate angel’ meme

Killah by Lady Gaga sounds like a bob wig flying all over the place (complimentary)