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Three popcorn cookies—marbled in pale yellow and brown with light speckles—on a plate.

Three popcorn cookies—marbled in pale yellow and brown with light speckles—on a plate.

Popcorn cookies! Made with ground popcorn and freeze dried corn powder in place of ~half the flour, stuffed with popcorn custard, then topped with miso caramel and popcorn-masa harina streusel and baked. Then the bottoms get coated in corn ganache and pressed into popcorn powder.

21.06.2025 06:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Three balsamic roasted strawberry & black pepper cookies on a white plate sitting on a wood table.

Three balsamic roasted strawberry & black pepper cookies on a white plate sitting on a wood table.

Newest cookie creation. Balsamic Roasted Strawberry & Black Pepper cookies with a lemony cream filling. And you’d never guess, but they’re fully vegan!

30.04.2025 01:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A deep blue birthday cake that says ‘Happy Birthday Ava’ on it in white lettering. On the sides, a mid century-inspired pattern is piped onto it in shades of green and pale pinkish-lavender.

A deep blue birthday cake that says ‘Happy Birthday Ava’ on it in white lettering. On the sides, a mid century-inspired pattern is piped onto it in shades of green and pale pinkish-lavender.

The top of the cake. ‘Happy Birthday Ava’ piped in white against a deep blue background.

The top of the cake. ‘Happy Birthday Ava’ piped in white against a deep blue background.

First cake in more than a year due to family health crises this past year. It feels good to bake again. It’s layers of graham cracker cake, and between the layers are graham cracker buttercream, coconut cream pie filling, graham cracker pie crust crumbles, and spiced white peach burnt honey caramel.

08.03.2025 19:00 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Here’s hoping Apple picks them up. (It’d be a big draw and hopefully draw more attention to their other excellent children’s programming!)

16.12.2024 01:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Layers of Thai tea cake soaked in more Thai tea, with Thai tea ganache, Thai tea custard, peanut butter crumbles, Thai tea-infused white chocolate crumbles, and sweetened condensed milk between the layers. Decorated with a thicker Thai tea ganache and Thai tea buttercream.

15.11.2024 18:27 👍 5 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

I have such a personal Love Affair and Dread of these cakes.

1.) STUNNING texture Screams explore every piece of my detail feel Awe
2.) Such a great color pallet to texture as well. It really sells the knit effect.

Another Stunning cake to enjoy 10/10 we APPRECEATE you 🙏😮

15.12.2024 19:36 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you so much!

15.12.2024 19:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot of F.L. Everett’s post where the preview image of her Amazon link is a Captcha that appears to say JYUFFL

Screenshot of F.L. Everett’s post where the preview image of her Amazon link is a Captcha that appears to say JYUFFL

The fact the preview image is a captcha really tickles me

03.12.2024 00:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do I still need to fully thaw the turkey first if I’m just planning on lobbing it as hard as I can over the fence and hoping it lands in the neighbor’s deep fryer?

26.11.2024 03:33 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Ohhh what a great tattoo; I wish I’d thought of it.

22.11.2024 05:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

golly

20.11.2024 19:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I could’ve sworn she was a member a few days ago (or someone using her name)

19.11.2024 23:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#addmepleasechef

19.11.2024 19:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you!

19.11.2024 17:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d love to be added!

19.11.2024 08:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s incredibly kind of you to say! Thank you!

19.11.2024 08:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you!

19.11.2024 07:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A layer cake with a geometric pastel pattern piped onto the sides and “Happy Birthday Bash” on top.

A layer cake with a geometric pastel pattern piped onto the sides and “Happy Birthday Bash” on top.

Layers of strawberry cake, puréed graham cracker pie crust, underbaked cheesecake, raw raspberry mousse, raspberry shortbread crumbles, blueberry sauce and mixed berry ganache.

Layers of strawberry cake, puréed graham cracker pie crust, underbaked cheesecake, raw raspberry mousse, raspberry shortbread crumbles, blueberry sauce and mixed berry ganache.

A berries and cream cake. Layers of strawberry cake with puréed graham cracker crust, underbaked cheesecake, raw raspberry mousse, raspberry shortbread crumbles, blueberry sauce and mixed berry ganache between the layers.

19.11.2024 07:53 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

@nicmiller.bsky.social hi! Thanks for creating these awesome food starter packs! Any chance I could get added to one? 🙏 💙

19.11.2024 07:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I could be added, I’d be forever grateful! Thank you! 💙

19.11.2024 07:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooh yes, thank you! Any chance you could add me as well? 💙

19.11.2024 07:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice! I don’t use natural colors often, but I love the earthier tones they tend to create. I usually use a smidge of a color on the opposite end of the color wheel to sorta brown everything up a bit.

19.11.2024 05:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ohhh these colors, I’m in love

19.11.2024 05:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you so much! I think my hands have resigned to the fact that I’m going to torture the dickens out of them so they’ve given up resisting. (The Thai cake, on the other hand, made me cry at least twice. Not from hands cramping, but just because it was a nightmare to get the ganache to take shape)

19.11.2024 05:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love that metallic grey one so much

17.11.2024 19:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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16.11.2024 03:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My favorite go-to is Klatch Coffee. Especially their Belle Espresso, and my personal fave, their Sumatra Mutu Batak (which is so interesting—the “bell pepper” note is definitely there, but I think I’ve only ever noticed it when I made in an aeropress. It’s a unique oddity but also super drinkable)

16.11.2024 03:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Layers of banana cake topped with whipped chocolate-hazelnut ganache, caramelized banana purée, chocolate-hazelnut-toffee-cornflake crumble, and banana cream pie filling. Decorated with chocolate-banana American buttercream.

15.11.2024 18:36 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1
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Watermelon cookies I made for Gaza relief. Made with real watermelon! Watermelon cookies stuffed with a blob of gooey watermelon cheesecake, coated in freeze dried watermelon candy powder, on top of a disc of watermelon white chocolate.

15.11.2024 18:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Layers of Thai tea cake soaked in more Thai tea, with Thai tea ganache, Thai tea custard, peanut butter crumbles, Thai tea-infused white chocolate crumbles, and sweetened condensed milk between the layers. Decorated with a thicker Thai tea ganache and Thai tea buttercream.

15.11.2024 18:27 👍 5 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0