Tim Parent 🇨🇦

I'm no stranger to sweat, and I have never, ever sweated straight through my suit jacket. 🥵

It's a good thing he won the FIFA Peace Prize, huh?

Our world is an incredible place, filled with wonder and epic beauty. Too bad humans do a proper job of fucking it all up.

Not only was it an excellent #halftime show and a wonderful performance by #BadBunny, it brings me joy how much it probably pissed off the White House ghoul.

A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?" And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards." And you know what? He is.' Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.

I never noticed this either.

I don't know much about #BadBunny, but I do know he's a far better entertainer and performer than any of the nudniks on that other #halftime show ...

Probably because they're fucking rad, man.

Shout-out to the grandma I saw at IKEA wearing a sweater that said "Knit Fast, Die Warm"

"ItS thE DeMoCRatS"

Imagine thinking Kid Rock is relevant in 2025.

The vibes are incomprehensible, at best.

I've watched the Vladdy Jr./David Ortiz "DAAAA YANKEES LOSE" video so many times today, and it makes me laugh every. single. time.

Didn't see anybody get raptured today, but here's a 2025 Ford Raptor

This entire Jimmy Kimmel situation has made people care about network television more than they ever have in decades.

Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today

Rest easy, Robert Redford, and thanks for gifting us one of the all-time GOATed memes.

Labubu is the new Funko Pops, which was the new Beanie Babies, which was the new Cabbage Patch Kids...

If you'd like to feel old, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure was released 40 years ago today.

I love how they flipped the script on the ditzy blonde trope by always making Jennifer Marlowe the smartest person in the room. She played the character to perfection. Rest easy, Loni Anderson.

"All of our infrastructure was built for a climate that no longer exists."

Saw that on a TikTok video showing the flash flooding in Texas and now New Mexico.

If that sentence doesn't give you pause or scare the hell out of you, I don't know what to tell you.

Everything is a conspiracy when you're too ignorant to understand how anything works.

Are the Edmonton Oilers the Toronto Maple Leafs of the Stanley Cup Finals? #stanleycupfinals

Jethro Tull is the most Star Wars name of a real person there is

Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State

Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty...

He's still big mad about the TACO thing. #TacoFriday

Where's Stone Cold Steve Austin when we need him?

When world leaders arrive in Washington to negotiate tariffs #TACO

a woman wearing a black hat and a trench coat says i had nothing to do with it ALT: a woman wearing a black hat and a trench coat says i had nothing to do with it

Dedra Meero is inadvertently added to a group chat, setting the Empire on a collision course with its destruction.

It's funny how life imitates art, even before the art is made public. #Andor