me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers
Hey I wouldn't normally drop into someone's replies like this but… I think it might make you feel better to know! The body develops a tolerance to caffeine, removing even the mild diuretic effect from, say, a coffee. Here's a review; it's really well-studied. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19774754/
Heart grew two sizes? Cool, good, they'll make a movie about you even if you did steal all those presents.
Tendon grew two sizes? That's plantar fasciitis bro, now you've got a day brace AND a night brace.
(Playing hangman)
Me, relieved: yes that’s right, Tony Hawk. You know who that is then?
9yo: no, who’s that. Was he in the war???
yesssssssss
> Reproducible sandwich builds remain aspirational. A compliance level of “close enough” is acceptable for non-safety-critical sandwiches. Safety-critical sandwiches SHOULD target full reproducibility.
nesbitt.io/2026/02/08/s...
M&Ms CEO: 'most, if not all' meals can be replaced by M&Ms within 12-18 months
So apparently we know what is in souls now? And… it is Markdown? Bad times, metaphysically.
still deeply weird to me to generate text with a graphics card. Like, I get it, but it just *feels* like the wrong tool for the job.
love that hacking is now (checks notes) "tell a computer to rob a bank in a text file" cybernews.com/security/win...
Every time the price of bitcoin drops again, you can ask yourself these two questions:
1) like rain, why doesn't it drop a little more
2) like a cat, how did it get up there in the first place
Q: Why will football be featured during the Bad Bunny concert?*
A: The Bad Bunny concert is fantastic exposure for the NFL and a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to put the game of American football in front of fans of the biggest musical artist in the world.
Jeffrey Epstein emailing Peter Thiel: Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. ... Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances.
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
If you're a Ruby dev especially, go grab something! graceful.dev
Ah yes, Spain, famously English-speaking. 😆
One thing I wanted to do this year was find more community, and more joy in social stuff. So I joined a pinball league!
One thing I didn't plan for here was that I'm *really bad* at pinball. 😆
the japanese word for egg is tamago, which can be literally translated as Orb Child
A reminder — there are *millions* of social sites on the internet, like Storygraph for your reading and Ravelry for your knitting, etc. It’s only the biggest, run by the extremist fascists, that do these terrible things. Don’t define the internet by a handful of apps run by 5 sociopaths.
80% of all nfl coaches / coaching candidates are named Mike McMacMikeMichael
I wish this too would pass sooner
I regret to inform you that you are now on a bus to Maryland
In a country THAT Catholic and West African syncretic, y'all gonna go out into the streets, protest *For* Bolsonaro, and get literally struck by Actual Lightning???
Change your life; change it right now.
I don't want to live in a world where we forget how to be kind to each other and that seems to be the goal of those who want to control us.
I know it’s controversial but I will always side with “why should we change the idealistic symbols, they’re the ones who suck.”
Wise words from WEB DuBois to gird us today: "It would be shame and cowardice to surrender this glorious land and its opportunities for civilization and humanity to the thugs and lynchers, the mobs and profiteers, the monopolists & gamblers who today choke its soul and steal its resources."
*frantically googling*
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Yes, collectively it's called the "Beasts of Burden Suite." It's six games. Donkey Kong is the flagship. Then Reindeer Kong. Hm? Yes, not actually a reindeer. Then Mule Kong, then Lllama Kong. Also monkeys, yes. Then Bactrian Camel Kong. That's correct, also monkey. Then Elephant Kong. Yes I'll hold
Tried gochujang for the first time today. Gonna be putting this on everything now tyvm
