My mans is going out doing what he loved best: lying in a hospital bed, slowly dying.
14.03.2026 19:25
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My mans is going out doing what he loved best: lying in a hospital bed, slowly dying.
Them treating New Jersey like their own version of Pawnee (e.g., Big Pussy Bonpenserio State Park) is going to be my favorite recurring bit.
The latest Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins had me fully cough-laughing multiple times before the first act break.
I regret to inform past me that the Pels went Complete Dipshit Mode in tonight’s loss.
in hindsight a little funny of them to go "you cant ask us about the pedophilia right now, the market is too good" and then just go and tank the market
Is Jerry Brown still alive?
I've done a few surveys on who I intend to vote for for Governor and despite giving me a list of a dozen plus names, I always wind up picking "I haven't decided yet" because the choices so far are fucking brutal.
If they had been maybe like 15% less oafish about the entire Epstein thing, it likely would have gone away, but this is what you get when you stack the upper echelons of government with a gaggle of born-rich, dumb-as-shit pedophiles.
It gives me no pleasure admitting this, but I have slowly become an “Epstein was murdered” guy.
NEW: House Oversight Committee wants to interview Epstein prison guard -- interview request comes after
@miamiherald exclusively reported that she was overheard by inmate talking about covering up his killing. Here is a free link to our story: www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
A dark day for unemployable, inbred perverts the world over 😞
They’re going to teach them how to get hit in the head and then go on podcasts
Oh, you know the ones…
Goddamn, man, this guy has had really demoralizing couple of years. Capping it off by shipping him back to the team that fucked him up in the first place is real grim.
ECONOMY: SHAMBLES
OIL: $300 PER BARREL
COUNTRY: ON FIRE
REPUBLICANS: Hey man can i look in your child's pants? Just for a second man is it cool if i inspect your child's genitals. Just a quick little look man it's totally cool i just need to make sure you're not doing crimes. Just a quick touch man-
I'm in awe of how grimly funny this whole deal is.
It’s the “getting new gutters” of free agency.
This is like when I had to get my car’s suspension fixed: I’m glad it’s finally taken care of and I don’t have to think about it anymore, but I wish it wasn’t so Goddamn expensive.
Waiter, I ordered medium rare Psychology. This is barely cooked.
I love Econ-positng. Dan Habsmith of Guttermeyer Associates posts the most confusing chart you've ever seen and says "Quite surprising VARG numbers, SPLG index showing movement" and you get the context by one of his mutuals quoting it with "Buy a fucking gun and head for the hills. Right now."
“International Women’s Day” ending up on the only 23 hour day of the year.
DST? More like, “… dang, screw THIS!”
I’m so tired, please stop doing this to me every Goddamn year.
They’ve only sold like 20,000 Cybertrucks, based on what I’ve seen this weekend, at least 19,000 of them are in Thousand Oaks.
After watching the Pels piss away several opportunities to win their game tonight, it’s nice to be reminded that there are still new frontiers of failure that not even they can broach.
Some truly fucked-up baseball scores: 13-14, 15-0, 16-11, and 27-6 (!)
Today was Weird Football Score Day at Spring Training I see.
The Sopranos (1999 - 2007)
"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard
After your splendid blitz of generosity, I am down to the last *3* of each of these prints! I can't thank everyone enough for welcoming my work into your homes, sharing it, and generally being cool.
Just in case you'd like to help get those numbers to zero:
www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products
i don’t want to hear about the big beautiful rash i just want to hear about the fuckin hole in the ground
President assures nation: “I will not get bored of the war I started.”