Figure AI's New Humanoid Robot Can Fold Your Clothes, Do the Dishes
It might also take jobs that Figure AI deems 'unsafe and undesirable.'
Robots are pretty quickly becoming more capable and affordable. If you think this won't impact the labor market, you're engaging in cope, and if you don't think we should all benefit from robot labor via universal basic income as a fair GDP dividend, you're helping billionaires become trillionaires.
10.10.2025 18:32
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Autism antibodies are stored in the foreskin.
09.10.2025 18:27
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Just got an email from Meta telling me to buy their CMOβs new book on marketing.
Motherfuckers, it should be free. You pirated my book into your AI. Now you want me to pay to learn how to βmarketβ and wear gold chains?
They really think weβre that stupid.
09.10.2025 11:59
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
08.09.2025 00:37
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ICE is hiring!
US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team.
Open positions include:
Senior Goon
Racism Enforcement Office
Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time)
Experience with children a plus
usajobs.gov
From this month's edition of The Onion.
07.08.2025 16:31
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Thatβs really kind of you to write.
07.08.2025 11:20
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So Iβll probably just post some cat photos over here.
01.08.2025 21:57
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And nobody on Threads wants to hear it because itβs easier to have a mob mentality than it is to come up with a solution.
I feel very much like I did in 2007 when I stopped working in Human Resources. Everybody comes to this conversation with immovable data and opinions. Nobody listens.
01.08.2025 21:57
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The jobs report, combined with the record earning statements from technology companies, confirms my own research, reporting and beliefs that the future of work has nothing to do with workers.
Nobody in my @linkedin.com community wants to hear it because everybody is looking for a 20th century job.
01.08.2025 21:57
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The flash flooding in Central Texas is absolutely heartbreaking. Michelle and I are praying for everyone who has lost a loved one or is waiting for news β especially the parents. And weβre grateful to the first responders and rescue teams working around the clock to help.
06.07.2025 17:14
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American food companies could spring into a to action and say, βNobody goes hungry on our watch.β
American leaders could jump at the chance to raise wages, hire people, build skills, and make sure workers have health insurance, no matter what.
They can actually afford to do this, but they wonβt.
04.07.2025 12:11
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Popping in on this fella named Banjo over the holiday.
Yesterday we cleaned out all the toys I could reach under his sofa. Look at how proud he is.
Teamwork makes the dream work! #catsky
04.07.2025 11:56
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I would love to see the Department of Labor start a database of terrible employers.
#HR #HRCommunity
11.06.2025 18:40
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Today I reached peak LinkedIn with this Boffo The Bear connection request.
Nothing explains how stupid this world has become since 2009. Itβs not the phones, itβs not the social networks,
I think itβs a virus.
03.06.2025 23:56
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I asked ChatGPT to be my best friend and tell me all the good things about my personality because Iβm insecure.
It told me I am being a huge dork and go spend time with people who love me.
So I did.
#AISky
02.06.2025 12:30
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My Lyft driver said, βHow about I take you to Las Vegas?β
I said, βHow about you pay attention to the road or you wonβt be taking me anywhere.β
Iβm 50 years old. This shit is relentless.
01.06.2025 22:58
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Infuriating. #TravelSky
29.05.2025 09:30
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New research shows 1 in 4 Americans are 'functionally unemployed'
Research released this month has show that about one in four Americans are unable to find living wage jobs.
One in four workers in the US is now βfunctionally unemployed,β meaning they either want but canβt find full-time work or are stuck in poverty-paycheck jobs. A higher minimum wage alone can't solve this because it would increase automation and decrease hours. We need a universal basic income floor.
27.05.2025 12:58
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Resources - Timothy Snyder
Resources from On Tyranny by Timothy Snyder
"On Tyranny" will be #2 on the NYT paperback and #13 in the combined e-book and paperback this week. I am glad itβs useful. New hardback is just out. And free posters to use and share are here.
timothysnyder.org/resources/
24.05.2025 15:46
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So weβve got $90 million to throw the parade he wanted, but we donβt have the money to fix North Carolina. Got it!
23.05.2025 20:25
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You donβt need to risk your job, your family, or your peace to push back. Gene Sharp showed us how ordinary people can resist authoritarianism without burning it all down. Hereβs how to start. laurieruettimann.com/authoritaria...
#activistsky
24.05.2025 14:17
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Opinion | Can We Please Stop Lying About Obama?
βIf you didnβt like the so-called era of neoliberalism, wait until you experience how much fun postliberalism will be. Trump is taking a sledgehammer to the sources of American prosperity: global competition, immigrant talent, scientific research and the universities.β
23.05.2025 11:23
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Pete Hegseth Leads Christian Prayer Service in the Pentagon
Burn it all down
"Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth led a Christian prayer service in the Pentagonβs auditorium on Wednesday morning, during working hours, in which President Trump was praised as a divinely appointed leader."
21.05.2025 19:22
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7/ Youβre not broken. Nothing is wrong with you. Youβre available for work. This is not a reflection of your soul.
You will arrive at βwhatβs nextβ a little faster when you can let go of an ex-employer who is not calling to take you back, no matter how much you want it to.
/end
21.05.2025 01:46
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6/ Grieve if you need to. Rage privately. But then:
Get a plan.
Get focused.
Get out of the past.
21.05.2025 01:46
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5/ Skip the trauma-dumping brunches.
Skip the endless βWTF happened to usβ coffees. Your time is too valuable to stay stuck.
21.05.2025 01:46
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4/ If youβre meeting with others whoβve been laid off, fine. But make it useful.
Trade leads. Talk about what youβre seeing in the market. Swap recruiter names. Treat it like a working session.
21.05.2025 01:46
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