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Figure AI's New Humanoid Robot Can Fold Your Clothes, Do the Dishes It might also take jobs that Figure AI deems 'unsafe and undesirable.'

Robots are pretty quickly becoming more capable and affordable. If you think this won't impact the labor market, you're engaging in cope, and if you don't think we should all benefit from robot labor via universal basic income as a fair GDP dividend, you're helping billionaires become trillionaires.

10.10.2025 18:32 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

Autism antibodies are stored in the foreskin.

09.10.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 6653 πŸ” 1067 πŸ’¬ 685 πŸ“Œ 137

Just got an email from Meta telling me to buy their CMO’s new book on marketing.

Motherfuckers, it should be free. You pirated my book into your AI. Now you want me to pay to learn how to β€œmarket” and wear gold chains?

They really think we’re that stupid.

09.10.2025 11:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

08.09.2025 00:37 πŸ‘ 14077 πŸ” 2914 πŸ’¬ 123 πŸ“Œ 288
ICE is hiring!

US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team.

Open positions include:
Senior Goon
Racism Enforcement Office
Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time)

Experience with children a plus

usajobs.gov

ICE is hiring! US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team. Open positions include: Senior Goon Racism Enforcement Office Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time) Experience with children a plus usajobs.gov

From this month's edition of The Onion.

07.08.2025 16:31 πŸ‘ 27758 πŸ” 6131 πŸ’¬ 680 πŸ“Œ 303
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If you are laid off tomorrow, here’s what you should do. | Laurie Ruettimann | 478 comments If you are laid off tomorrow, here’s what you should do. First, get the best sleep of your life. Maybe not the first night, but sleep becomes the goal. Then get in the best shape of your life. Whatev...

If you are laid off tomorrow, this is what you should do. It’s not cringe, it’s correct and works.

#careersky

www.linkedin.com/posts/laurie...

07.08.2025 11:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

That’s really kind of you to write.

07.08.2025 11:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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So I’ll probably just post some cat photos over here.

01.08.2025 21:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And nobody on Threads wants to hear it because it’s easier to have a mob mentality than it is to come up with a solution.

I feel very much like I did in 2007 when I stopped working in Human Resources. Everybody comes to this conversation with immovable data and opinions. Nobody listens.

01.08.2025 21:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The jobs report, combined with the record earning statements from technology companies, confirms my own research, reporting and beliefs that the future of work has nothing to do with workers.

Nobody in my @linkedin.com community wants to hear it because everybody is looking for a 20th century job.

01.08.2025 21:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The flash flooding in Central Texas is absolutely heartbreaking. Michelle and I are praying for everyone who has lost a loved one or is waiting for news β€” especially the parents. And we’re grateful to the first responders and rescue teams working around the clock to help.

06.07.2025 17:14 πŸ‘ 23395 πŸ” 3553 πŸ’¬ 702 πŸ“Œ 202
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U.S. labor market surprises with 147,000 new jobs last month New data shows the nation’s overall job numbers were stronger than expected with 147,000 new jobs last month.

Back on TV earlier this week talking about the lies we’re telling the workforce when it comes to AI, job growth, and layoffs. #jobsky

Watch here: www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/l...

05.07.2025 20:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

American food companies could spring into a to action and say, β€œNobody goes hungry on our watch.”

American leaders could jump at the chance to raise wages, hire people, build skills, and make sure workers have health insurance, no matter what.

They can actually afford to do this, but they won’t.

04.07.2025 12:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Popping in on this fella named Banjo over the holiday.

Yesterday we cleaned out all the toys I could reach under his sofa. Look at how proud he is.

Teamwork makes the dream work! #catsky

04.07.2025 11:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would love to see the Department of Labor start a database of terrible employers.
#HR #HRCommunity

11.06.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today I reached peak LinkedIn with this Boffo The Bear connection request.

Nothing explains how stupid this world has become since 2009. It’s not the phones, it’s not the social networks,

I think it’s a virus.

03.06.2025 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I asked ChatGPT to be my best friend and tell me all the good things about my personality because I’m insecure.

It told me I am being a huge dork and go spend time with people who love me.

So I did.

#AISky

02.06.2025 12:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My Lyft driver said, β€œHow about I take you to Las Vegas?”

I said, β€œHow about you pay attention to the road or you won’t be taking me anywhere.”

I’m 50 years old. This shit is relentless.

01.06.2025 22:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Infuriating. #TravelSky

29.05.2025 09:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New research shows 1 in 4 Americans are 'functionally unemployed' Research released this month has show that about one in four Americans are unable to find living wage jobs.

One in four workers in the US is now β€œfunctionally unemployed,” meaning they either want but can’t find full-time work or are stuck in poverty-paycheck jobs. A higher minimum wage alone can't solve this because it would increase automation and decrease hours. We need a universal basic income floor.

27.05.2025 12:58 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5
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Resources - Timothy Snyder Resources from On Tyranny by Timothy Snyder

"On Tyranny" will be #2 on the NYT paperback and #13 in the combined e-book and paperback this week. I am glad it’s useful. New hardback is just out. And free posters to use and share are here.
timothysnyder.org/resources/

24.05.2025 15:46 πŸ‘ 2902 πŸ” 794 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 34
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So we’ve got $90 million to throw the parade he wanted, but we don’t have the money to fix North Carolina. Got it!

23.05.2025 20:25 πŸ‘ 19360 πŸ” 6691 πŸ’¬ 1209 πŸ“Œ 462
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You don’t need to risk your job, your family, or your peace to push back. Gene Sharp showed us how ordinary people can resist authoritarianism without burning it all down. Here’s how to start. laurieruettimann.com/authoritaria...

#activistsky

24.05.2025 14:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion | Can We Please Stop Lying About Obama?

β€œIf you didn’t like the so-called era of neoliberalism, wait until you experience how much fun postliberalism will be. Trump is taking a sledgehammer to the sources of American prosperity: global competition, immigrant talent, scientific research and the universities.”

23.05.2025 11:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pete Hegseth Leads Christian Prayer Service in the Pentagon

Burn it all down

"Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth led a Christian prayer service in the Pentagon’s auditorium on Wednesday morning, during working hours, in which President Trump was praised as a divinely appointed leader."

21.05.2025 19:22 πŸ‘ 3940 πŸ” 983 πŸ’¬ 408 πŸ“Œ 342

7/ You’re not broken. Nothing is wrong with you. You’re available for work. This is not a reflection of your soul.

You will arrive at β€œwhat’s next” a little faster when you can let go of an ex-employer who is not calling to take you back, no matter how much you want it to.

/end

21.05.2025 01:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

6/ Grieve if you need to. Rage privately. But then:

Get a plan.
Get focused.
Get out of the past.

21.05.2025 01:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

5/ Skip the trauma-dumping brunches.
Skip the endless β€œWTF happened to us” coffees. Your time is too valuable to stay stuck.

21.05.2025 01:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

4/ If you’re meeting with others who’ve been laid off, fine. But make it useful.

Trade leads. Talk about what you’re seeing in the market. Swap recruiter names. Treat it like a working session.

21.05.2025 01:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0