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MonsterKing

@cerromerussell.blacksky.app

Comedian, Podcaster PG County by way of Sumter County, Georgia

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I heard the whole song in my head lol

11.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Had dream so scary about some unseen presence that was so scary my brain woke me up before the reveal. Like nawl we can't even do that to him.

11.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yes

11.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It really is dope all the way thru

11.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

11.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
On It

They wrote a whole opera bout dick open.spotify.com/track/4Xr6Bb...

11.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

I shoot my guitar videos on front cam but this is more than enough for me

11.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Only thing mine lacks vs the iPhone is the selfie camera. Mine is 10mp and the 17 is 18mp

11.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Young lady be dressing

11.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They don't compare camera wise. I have a 5yr old Samsung that shoots as good if not better

11.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't realize that he was so young

11.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Resume updated. Bloodwork and rental history

11.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh dang happy birthday!

11.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI need to return this and no I don’t have no damn receipt…” - the Ravens

11.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All these cotdamn intrusive questions

11.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmaooo

11.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooowee!

11.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

RFK Jr should do the surgery wide awake and biting a piece of leather since he don't believe in science

11.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6

Surgery? Can't he just pour raw milk on it and heal through willpower?

11.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently they tried to sell Baltimore a Chrysler with Bentley badges on it

11.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kirk Franklin?

11.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sir!

11.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmaooo

11.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😭😭😭

11.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you think I was looking for em?!

11.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmaooo

11.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image
11.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmaooo

11.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I did eventually when she agreed to get off the floor

11.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A book
Structure, care and responsibility
Impact, forced orgasms
Scat, blood letting

11.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0