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Minerva Zimmerman

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Pretend human and own worst enemy. What am I doing here? Where is this? Do I really need to share my opinion on anything? Why should anyone care? Ignore the creature behind the curtain!!! Do not perceive!

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Pretend I worded that better…

14.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re lucky to have each other all the ways and places you’re able ❀️

14.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@foulbayhero.bsky.social wishing you comfort and good thoughts today

14.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Increasingly convinced that social media should exclusively exist for us to watch videos from libraries

x:
www.instagram.com/reel/DUEahYN...

13.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Cooper (a red heeler mix wearing an orange and camo thundershirt) is curled into a U protective of a giraffe chew toy while giving the camera side eye

Cooper (a red heeler mix wearing an orange and camo thundershirt) is curled into a U protective of a giraffe chew toy while giving the camera side eye

Cooper says, β€œLeave me and my squeaky giraffe in peace”

13.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*hugs*

13.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh. Now I understand why my mom never let us have toy guns. You don’t want people obsessed with weapons and war who never matured enough to take responsibility for themselves let alone others to be in charge of the real thing.

13.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An engraving of circle of Edwardian(?) men sitting in a circle on each others' laps and the caption "Fig. 28 - Sitting without Chairs."

An engraving of circle of Edwardian(?) men sitting in a circle on each others' laps and the caption "Fig. 28 - Sitting without Chairs."

Things I found on my laptop, an occasional series

13.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Is the β€œCrimes” just silent on the end of the new name for DOD?

13.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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LeΓ³n Ferrari, La CivilizaciΓ³n Occidental y Cristiana, 1965 (Museo Nacional de Bellas Artes, Buenos Aires, Argentina)

13.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 310 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 9

Collage is so much fun

13.03.2026 08:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I forgot the puppy didn’t know what sliding glass doors were…

BONK

Luckily puppies bounce

13.03.2026 07:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I find it especially ironic that all my friends who still have jobs are being forced back to the office after successfully working remotely or hybrid for years, while my other human friends are all getting replaced by AI.

13.03.2026 05:56 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Review: Make Me Better by Sarah Gailey | FanFiAddict Synopsis: Celia is so tired of being alone. All she wants is to have a familyβ€”to belong to someone. That's why she's going to Kindred Cove for the ...

Just flattened by this review of #MakeMeBetter from FanFiAddict:

"... a dizzying array of themes, from motherhood, sex, religion, and the self-help industrial complex, to the bedrock need for human belonging and purpose and the way that need can be twisted into the foulest sorts of manipulations."

12.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s ridiculous for tiny bales. Gotta be a way to screw a few 2x4 together into a tiny bale mold and line it with twine to make your own with a weight…or maybe even stuff a small cardboard box?

12.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm getting questions about why there are trans characters in my Fantasy novel.

There's a simple answer: trans people don't need to justify existing.

Glad to clear that up!

11.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 679 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 8

Has … anyone whose NEH wasn’t canceled? Anyone who subsequently got funding? … been willing to go on record and talk about it?

My email is Lollardfish at gmail if you’d like to.

12.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
An unfurled medieval birth girdle, showing illustrations of the three nails of the Crucifixion, talismans and Christ's side wound.

An unfurled medieval birth girdle, showing illustrations of the three nails of the Crucifixion, talismans and Christ's side wound.

A medieval English birth girdle, an amulet offering protection for women during childbirth. It's inscribed with protective prayers, charms and other talismans.

You can consult the entire MS online now! (Harley Roll T 11)

searcharchives.bl.uk/catalog/040-...

12.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6
Crouton is a brown and gray tabby cat with white face and feet, licking his paw with a pink tongue while he’s curled on a pile of blankets

Crouton is a brown and gray tabby cat with white face and feet, licking his paw with a pink tongue while he’s curled on a pile of blankets

Clean toes help with sweet dreams 😴

12.03.2026 07:04 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a stylized blender 3d render of a dog playing a lute with angel wings. it is based on the rosso fiorentino painting of the same name.

a stylized blender 3d render of a dog playing a lute with angel wings. it is based on the rosso fiorentino painting of the same name.

angel playing the lute

12.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 4661 πŸ” 1250 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 5

Another perfect Little Guy!

12.03.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

girl are you the Straight of Hormuz because I see a lot of men greatly overestimating their chances of getting their ship into your channel

12.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 1060 πŸ” 268 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 6

FWIW this didn’t work to control mine and I had to try a different med in combo to get good results

11.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A red heeler mix puppy (Cooper) snoot pointed right at the camera being sleepy

A red heeler mix puppy (Cooper) snoot pointed right at the camera being sleepy

I am being stymied in my tasks

11.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh

11.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just scared the dogs laughing at this

11.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Instead of pads and tampons they’ve got fancy containers full of heel pads and blister bandaids

11.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A useful exercise for MBA students is to work out how many senior staff you would need to sack to save your own job if you were Grammarly CEO after this debacle?

11.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Are they just going through an insane amount of heel pads at the WH… like the men’s rooms are just stocked with them like sanitary items?

11.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can confirm πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

11.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1