If Ocean's 11, why is he played by a grown man?
07.03.2026 17:26
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If Ocean's 11, why is he played by a grown man?
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They do have comedic history. According to a guy on Reddit answering this exact question, they appeared multiple times together on another panel show, and I think that was basically just how their comedy styles interacted. I don't think it's that serious, they've just worked like that before.
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If Ocean's 11, why is he played by a grown man?
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The guy in the text didn't even deliver it right. Rhys James did the famous Tennessee one first, and then did the tortured Pennsylvania joke afterwards in a knowing way. The Tennessee one is cliché anyway, so why you'd start near that regardless...
I don't get these men.
That first one was literally in a recent Mock The Week... In Scenes We'd Like To See... With the prompt "Chat Up Lines That Won't Work"...
...hmmmmm.
