When your friend knows you're going to make a dumbass joke
When your friend knows you're going to make a dumbass joke
The details on Donkey Kong's hands? Hello?
Or am I just really high
Like why does this just look like actual clothes
Mario froze and why does he look like a super realistic chuck e cheese animatronic
When I ask him where he wants me to finish.
I had to read this, so now you all have to as well.
poomang.com/en/t/mycolor...
Where's the 3rd option?
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"You miss every dick you don't suck" - Wayne Gretzky
THE QUESARITO IS COMING BACK
Record-breaking 75-year-old mother #bird prepares to nest.
Wisdom has been laying #eggs since the Eisenhower Administration. #Albatross #WorldsOldestBreedingBird #Bird
Link for more info, #photos & video: www.popsci.com/environment/...
After selling a friend on a game, this is the best text you can receive at 8am on a Tuesday
Bro, touching dudes is gay
That’s why as a straight man it’s gay to touch myself as a man so it only makes sense I transition to be a woman
high, watching my oshi play Paper Mario 64, and eating a banging leftover casserole for the first time in a few years. life is great
all tangled up in the lights and a cold kitto
pocket hummus
I think it's kinda gay how close together wolf feet are when they walk
TIL Reindeer are domesticated caribou. They're the same species.
I'm a normal guy! I put my socks on one toe at a time like everyone else.
Fursuits are just wearable puppets
Hey baby, you ever been with someone with a perfect urine pH?
President began demolishing the East Wing of the WH to build there his $200M+ ballroom.
East Wing was built in 1942 during the presidency of FDR. It was constructed to cover the bunker that he used during WWII and the President's Emergency Operations Center.
This necklace has turned me into Skye's loot pinata
In Windows 11 if you hold left-click on the maximize button of a window, you get a bunch of window snapping options