Hellmouth Religious Services:
Satanic Warrior - A Satanic Deliberation - 3/10/2026
This service will be an exploration of Bushido, The Warrior Code of the Samurai, and our own 7 Tenets of The Satanic Temple.
Services at 8PM CET, 8PM EST, & 8PM PST on TSTTV.
See you there 🐐🕯️
Thank you! 🫵🏽🖤
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The #MidnightGoat 🐐🌙 is behind one of three doors.
The door hiding the goat has a true sign; the others are false.
∙Door 1: “The goat is here.”
∙Door 2: “The goat is not here.”
∙Door 3: “The goat is not behind Door 1.”
Which door must we pick to find him? 🤔🚪
Discuss below 👇🏽
Hellmouth Religious Services:
Satanic Warrior - A Satanic Deliberation - 3/10/2026
This service will be an exploration of Bushido, The Warrior Code of the Samurai, and our own 7 Tenets of The Satanic Temple.
Services at 8PM CET, 8PM EST, & 8PM PST on TSTTV.
See you Tuesday 🐐🕯️
It’s that time again :D
See you tonight, heathens!
Don’t forget to stop by this Thursday! 🐐✍🏽
Thank you! 🫵🏽🖤
Your generous support keeps our infernal sanctuary burning for weekly virtual gatherings and unholy programming 🕯️
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Missed TST's legal update? We got you!
The [2/16/2026 update] is available now on TSTTV 🐐📺👉🏽 thesatanictemple.tv/programs/tst...
Warning: Do not watch this concert video if you have a heart condition or if you are false metal. You've been warned.
Check out Sadistic Force on TSTTV 🐐📺🎶👉🏽 thesatanictemple.tv/programs/sad...
Goat Simulator 3!
If you haven’t played it, you should, it is a lot of fun 🖤
The #MidnightGoat 🐐🌙 stayed up all night playing a video game. There’s Hot Cheeto dust everywhere!
Anagram: DENTIN REVILES
Can you guess which video game he was playing? 🤔🕹️
Discuss below 👇🏽
"Last Friday, the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals voted 12-6 to overturn a lower court ruling that found a Louisiana law requiring public school classrooms to display a poster of the Ten Commandments unconstitutional."
open.substack.com/pub/luciengr...
It’s that time again :D
See you tonight, heathens!
Don’t forget to stop by this Thursday! 🐐✍🏽
Hellmouth Religious Services:
Self-Creation - A Satanic Deliberation - 2/24/2026
Building off of our Lupercalia celebrations, this service looks at bodily autonomy as the process and celebration of Self-Creation.
Services at 8PM CET, 8PM EST, & 8PM PST on TSTTV.
See you there 🐐🕯️
God Admits He No Longer Loves Humanity But Is Too Afraid To Leave
God Admits He No Longer Loves Humanity But Is Too Afraid To Leave https://theonion.com/god-admits-he-no-longer-loves-humanity-but-is-too-afraid-to-leave/
the midnight goat set sail
tied a basket from his horns
with bouquet of roses he adorns
love letter and chocolates fill
not a valentine would spill
and beside that hungry raccoon
they sailed by the light of the moon
I'm leading this one!
The raccoon eats the chocolate and roses and tosses the love letter in the trash
Thank you! 🫵🏽🖤
Your generous support keeps our infernal sanctuary burning for weekly virtual gatherings and unholy programming 🕯️
One of us! 👉🏽 TheSatanicTemple.tv 🐐📽️✨
Warning: Do not watch this concert video if you have a heart condition or if you are false metal. You've been warned.
Check out Sadistic Force on TSTTV 🐐📺🎶👉🏽 thesatanictemple.tv/programs/sad...
Hellmouth Religious Services:
Self-Creation - A Satanic Deliberation - 2/24/2026
Building off of our Lupercalia celebrations, this service looks at bodily autonomy as the process and celebration of Self-Creation.
Services at 8PM CET, 8PM EST, & 8PM PST on TSTTV.
See you Tuesday 🐐🕯️
The #MidnightGoat 🐐🌙 needs to cross a river to deliver valentines. He has a small boat that holds only him plus one item.
Items to transport:
∙A box of Dubai chocolates
∙A bouquet of roses
∙A love letter
∙A hungry raccoon
How does the Midnight Goat get everything across? 🤔⛵️
Discuss below 👇🏽
Missed TST's legal update? We got you!
The [2/16/2026 update] is available now on TSTTV 🐐📺👉🏽 thesatanictemple.tv/programs/tst...
Warning: Do not watch this concert video if you have a heart condition or if you are false metal. You've been warned.
Check out Sadistic Force on TSTTV 🐐📺🎶👉🏽 thesatanictemple.tv/programs/sad...
Warning: Do not watch this concert video if you have a heart condition or if you are false metal. You've been warned.
Check out Sadistic Force on TSTTV 🐐📺🎶👉🏽 thesatanictemple.tv/programs/sad...
God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually ‘It Feels Good And The Parts To Do It Are Attached To Your Body,’ Says Supreme Deity
God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually https://theonion.com/god-wondering-when-humans-will-realize-purpose-of-life-masturbating-continually/
#SignalBoost 🐐
It’s that time again :D
See you tonight, heathens!
Don’t forget to stop by this Thursday! 🐐✍🏽
