Time Magazine has crowned Henry Cavill the world's number one Chad
Time Magazine has crowned Henry Cavill the world's number one Chad
too long, did not read
no lol
come get em
STICK TO THE BOAT, is your true motto in whaling; but cases will sometimes happen when LEAP FROM THE BOAT, is still better.
When I say "Don't tread on me" I mean ME, specifically. I'm totally fine with other people getting treaded on
Allow me to be real for a second - not knowing how to dance is a disgusting quality to have. It is equally as gross as not taking a shower.
One of the best to ever do it
I am so rich, I could have given bid for bid with the wealthiest Prætorians at the auction of the Roman empire
pro-tip: if you learn how to make rice krispie treats yourself, you won't have to buy them anymore
It's truly remarkable how, even after years upon years of overwhelmingly negative feedback, people still be putting 4 paragraphs of autobiographical bullshit in front of every recipe
why is everyone accusing me of posting bullshit lately
nah it's legit
are there any ghosts on here? I'm free if you'd like to chat.
To the ladies - do you think it's a red flag if a guy has a crazy-looking weiner?
It is an interesting coincidence that Jeffrey Epstein and Adolf Hitler both apparently had a crazy-looking wiener
To the neighbors who named their home wifi network "NakedGrandma6969" - your wifi network is visible on other people's computers. My CHILDREN saw it!
bout to take a futuristic ass piss in here
gracias, muy interesante
Confirming - we cannot wait to do that shit
I ain't gotta do shit
Friendly reminder that Donald Trump has never explicitly stated their pronouns.
google search: "biggest old lady"
smoking this shit tonight
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VoAf...
RIP Hulk Hogan, one of the first guys ever to get insanely jacked and tan on purpose
jacked and tan, baby πͺ
2025 is #TheSummerOfGettingJackedAndTan
the Wall Street Journal hereby announces that all followers of this account are required to get jacked & tan this summer.