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Time Magazine has crowned Henry Cavill the world's number one Chad

07.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

too long, did not read

02.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

no lol

24.02.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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come get em

29.01.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

STICK TO THE BOAT, is your true motto in whaling; but cases will sometimes happen when LEAP FROM THE BOAT, is still better.

27.01.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 235 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 15

When I say "Don't tread on me" I mean ME, specifically. I'm totally fine with other people getting treaded on

07.01.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Allow me to be real for a second - not knowing how to dance is a disgusting quality to have. It is equally as gross as not taking a shower.

01.01.2026 06:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the best to ever do it

30.12.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 13861 πŸ” 3440 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 80

I am so rich, I could have given bid for bid with the wealthiest Prætorians at the auction of the Roman empire

20.12.2025 01:47 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6

pro-tip: if you learn how to make rice krispie treats yourself, you won't have to buy them anymore

20.12.2025 05:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's truly remarkable how, even after years upon years of overwhelmingly negative feedback, people still be putting 4 paragraphs of autobiographical bullshit in front of every recipe

20.12.2025 04:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why is everyone accusing me of posting bullshit lately

19.12.2025 17:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nah it's legit

19.12.2025 17:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

are there any ghosts on here? I'm free if you'd like to chat.

08.12.2025 04:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To the ladies - do you think it's a red flag if a guy has a crazy-looking weiner?

06.12.2025 08:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is an interesting coincidence that Jeffrey Epstein and Adolf Hitler both apparently had a crazy-looking wiener

06.12.2025 08:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To the neighbors who named their home wifi network "NakedGrandma6969" - your wifi network is visible on other people's computers. My CHILDREN saw it!

14.11.2025 23:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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bout to take a futuristic ass piss in here

11.11.2025 23:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

gracias, muy interesante

13.10.2025 23:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Confirming - we cannot wait to do that shit

15.09.2025 21:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I ain't gotta do shit

11.09.2025 21:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Friendly reminder that Donald Trump has never explicitly stated their pronouns.

07.09.2025 03:25 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

google search: "biggest old lady"

05.09.2025 05:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Where There's a Whip There's a Way!
Where There's a Whip There's a Way! YouTube video by Misha Gurevich

smoking this shit tonight
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VoAf...

27.08.2025 05:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

RIP Hulk Hogan, one of the first guys ever to get insanely jacked and tan on purpose

25.07.2025 02:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

jacked and tan, baby πŸ’ͺ

28.05.2025 04:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2025 is #TheSummerOfGettingJackedAndTan

20.05.2025 03:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the Wall Street Journal hereby announces that all followers of this account are required to get jacked & tan this summer.

20.05.2025 03:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0