cow tools daily

oops i mean
hell yeah (cow tools version)

HIATUS NEARLY OVER! Check out Tfeh’s next “season” of incoming weirdo musics & experimental sounds at @fruitmarket.bsky.social. There’s even 2 gigs in June!
Many thanx to Timothea Armour fr great poster!
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#Edinburgh #ExperimentalMusic #Noise #FreeImprov #ArtAgainstTedium

At night, Heathcliff and choir of other cats in robes hold their arms out and sing to the heavens before a massive bust of the cow tools cow, flanked by lit torches. In a tree above, an owl says tk another owl, "it's national worship of tools day."

and also with you

graze be 🙌

this morning my kid described a cemetery as "the place with all the rip rocks" and i think that's pretty metal

existing 🤝 skateboarding

vintage comic panel of a horse bucking off a cowboy

LOGGING ON

Sorry babe my Dragula is in the shop I slammed in the back too hard

the difference accessibility makes

Obi Wan Kenobi, cow-adjacent man, saying “That’s moo” as the Millennium Falcon approaches cow tools in space.

Good aftermoo

@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social

this is from the 2026 Far Side calendar. They change up which cartoons are included each year, but they have been doing the calendars for more years now than Gary Larson was making new Far Sides so there have definitely been repeats.

agreed!

Weird green plastic thing that looks like alien antennae

My mother has a new kitchen contraption and I'm losing my mind

the difference accessibility makes

Tuesday March 10 page of The Far Side desk calendar. Featured cartoon shows two cows sitting on a couch watching TV when a rotary phone on a side table across the room begins to ring. they stare at the phone and one says to the other, "Well, there it goes again... And we just sit here without opposable thumbs."

happy tuesday

it's happening

🛠️ + 🐮

🛠️ + 🐮

A cow in a business suit holds out a lump-with-handle cow tool above the caption: "If you're 20-30 & your main circle isn't discussing: -Lumps -Lumps (with handle) -Pronglers -Weird messed up saws Then it's time to find a new circle. Your network is your Network Worth!"

it's all about mindset 🧠💰

You think a smurf ever tried to make a house outta the wrong mushroom and went insane?

really funny comic but also i wanna play the game so bad

Someone should let me come over and play dis….

Just imagine if they get tools? I'm sure @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social must be aware of this danger

Cartoon of 3 cows perched on a tractor, causing a fair amount of traffic chaos and being chased by a police car. Subtitle underneath reads "Cow joyrides".

For @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social, in case it hasn't been seen. Found Far-side 3 for sale and hoped for cow related content, not disappointed.

Trinity from the matrix (now with cow horns, hold up a lump-with-handle cow tool as if aiming it like a pistol

prongle this.

Far Side cartoon with several grazing cows. Each cow is impossibly thin, like the width of sturdy cardboard. The caption explains: Where "minute" steaks come from.

ahhhhh I found it!

Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson. two farms sit across a road from one another. at one, a farmer tends to 4 chickens with super long legs that stand taller than a barn. at the other barn, a farmer let's a cow out that is so long that it's front end is a good 15 feet out of the barn and the back end can't even be seen yet because it's still inside somewhere. a couple standing at the fence of the chicken farm point across the road at the cow and oo and ah. caption reads, "For a long time, Farmer Hansen and his tall chickens enjoyed immense popularity - until Farmer Sutton got himself a longcow."

you talkin' long cows?