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Scott Raymond

@skawt.nyc

I’m a retired IT manager, consultant, sysadmin, jack of all trades. Love my wife, my cats, my family and friends, food and travel.

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a man is screaming at a woman while holding his hands up in the air . ALT: a man is screaming at a woman while holding his hands up in the air .
07.03.2026 07:21 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fresh-baked ones from Zabar’s on the upper west side of Manhattan.

01.03.2026 21:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry, that doesn’t look anything like a smarg

01.03.2026 21:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also vandalism, and public obscenity.

28.01.2026 04:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So are you! 😁

01.01.2026 17:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you miss your car? It’s probably still stranded on the highway outside of Kabul, Afghanistan. #foursquare

30.12.2025 01:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ooh, Galactus is coming! Just in time for Christmas!

23.12.2025 00:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe he could take up writing apps that also wok properly on the iPad.
(Edited 12:47 PM via @skeetsapp.com)

21.12.2025 17:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On second inspection it is actually a normal hand, but it isn’t the thick, stumpy fingers that we’re familiar with with. It’s not the orange menace’s hand.

21.12.2025 17:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you notice how the Times added extra knuckles on the hand so that his fingers appear to be a normal length? It’s most obvious on the index finger.

21.12.2025 17:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It also can’t legally be copyrighted since it’s based on stolen IP. So it actually doesn’t even belong to the person using an LLM.

19.12.2025 18:46 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ugh, that Shakespeare. Always putting words in other people’s mouths.

15.12.2025 16:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m trying to figure out if the sketch on the left of the whiteboard is a Tiffany Lamp or the parachute ride tower from Coney Island.

15.12.2025 16:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man wearing a pair of futuristic glasses talks to another man holding a glass ALT: a man wearing a pair of futuristic glasses talks to another man holding a glass
15.12.2025 16:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, and…?

15.12.2025 16:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just gonna register fleamarcomaps.com real quick

14.12.2025 00:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sir Reginald Malmsbury IV

03.12.2025 19:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve named my fists The Captain and Tennille because… I forgot where I was going with this. Something something Muskrat Love.

01.12.2025 16:01 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Let’s face it, you’ve done ALL of the burrito crimes

01.12.2025 15:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have you decided yet? 😁

16.11.2025 13:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with a beard sits at a table with the words nobody trusts anybody now ALT: a man with a beard sits at a table with the words nobody trusts anybody now
09.11.2025 21:18 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a cartoon of a man holding a microphone ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a microphone
05.11.2025 17:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I dare mightily. I’m about to to on a cruise and I’ve taken a gummy.

01.11.2025 02:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@maryrobinettekowal.com apparently I am having a Mary-go-round day at the airport. At this point I’m crawling on the floor holding my liver in agony.

01.11.2025 02:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just get a cheat, Crobert.

01.11.2025 00:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*slaps tub* YESSIR, THIS BABY CAN HOLD A TON OF TOP SECRET DOCUMENT BOXES!

31.10.2025 18:34 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Honey and Cosmic are good, but the best I’ve ever tasted was Royal Blush. Great for eating, great in pies. Only had one batch of them in my life.

31.10.2025 18:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Really surprised you lasted this long.

31.10.2025 18:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m shocked that you didn’t tag @davidmalki.com in this.

22.10.2025 22:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@stephenking.bsky.social After today, will you be changing your last name? Stephen Emperor has a nice ring to it.

19.10.2025 00:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0