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i am in the part of my phd program where i shouldn't be on here too much.

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TINDER DATE: tech news is so bad lately good luck ever building a desktop again ig
ME: haha yeah enshittification much right??
INSIDE OF MY BRAIN (24/7 AUTOGENERATED SPANISH LANGUAGE GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCHES TO THROW DARPA TELEPATHS OFF MY SCENT) travesti homero simpson. Homero simpson tv linda nsfw

13.08.2025 06:50 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Code Race (Brendan Angelides Remix) | Marathon OST
Code Race (Brendan Angelides Remix) | Marathon OST YouTube video by Marathon

i am a born hater of VGM & any production that is ingratiatingly "cinematic" but the Son Lux stuff in here is fucken undeniable. I'll inevitably switch at some point to scoring runs w/ some proper post-seapunk club mixes but I haven't even wanted to mute the menu yet www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii7K...

11.03.2026 08:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
SPLITGATE: Arena Reloaded on Steam SPLITGATE: Arena Reloaded fuses the best of Splitgate 1 & 2, bringing back that classic arena shooter feel. Jump into fast-paced arena modes or drop into Arena Royale, a battle royale built on are...

store.steampowered.com/app/2918300/...

11.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Hi, I work for fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. I work for Fartbo-"

03.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 750 πŸ” 162 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

there’s probably I lot in here I love that Destiny heads have already experienced, but translating those MMO raid bits to a match with a game clock and a scoreboard made the appeal much more legible.

08.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what put me over the edge after waffling over my too-brief beta impressions was someone in a review calling it a β€œdeathmatch roguelite.” the baseline difficulty of the PVE makes the potential sweatiness of the PVP not sting + they absolutely nailed the hook for checking loot & lore b4 requeuing

07.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
the Sony FX500's E-beam irradiated sorting chip acts as an integrated flow cell/nozzle and can be easily installed and removed. the sample and sheath fluid are injected into the chip's micro-fluidic channels from inlet ports. excitation lasers interrogate the sample within the chip, and then the sample it passes through, and is sorted as droplets. the chip is directly connected to the waste line and can be declogged using software commands.

Unlike traditional systems that require nozzles to be removed for manual cleaning, the FX500 system uses an automated purge and prime cycle triggered by the software to clear the chip. A chip can be used continuously without removing it. The chip is available in 70-ΞΌm and 100-ΞΌm allowing researchers to easily adapt the system to various cell sizes.

the Sony FX500's E-beam irradiated sorting chip acts as an integrated flow cell/nozzle and can be easily installed and removed. the sample and sheath fluid are injected into the chip's micro-fluidic channels from inlet ports. excitation lasers interrogate the sample within the chip, and then the sample it passes through, and is sorted as droplets. the chip is directly connected to the waste line and can be declogged using software commands. Unlike traditional systems that require nozzles to be removed for manual cleaning, the FX500 system uses an automated purge and prime cycle triggered by the software to clear the chip. A chip can be used continuously without removing it. The chip is available in 70-ΞΌm and 100-ΞΌm allowing researchers to easily adapt the system to various cell sizes.

decades after Walkman, some designers at Sony still know how to do cassette futurism. this future looks like Juicero because the future is brutally stupid, but also bc that's the name of the game for making the probing of biological unknowns repeatable and scaleable, single use plastics ad astra.

07.03.2026 08:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
sony biotechnology's cell isolation system CGX10 tubing kit includes a plastic tube specifically made for controlling the liquid that comes in contact with the sample. this single-use disposable tubing is intended to be replaced after each use. a new tubing kit can be used for each patient, avoiding contamination between samples.

sony biotechnology's cell isolation system CGX10 tubing kit includes a plastic tube specifically made for controlling the liquid that comes in contact with the sample. this single-use disposable tubing is intended to be replaced after each use. a new tubing kit can be used for each patient, avoiding contamination between samples.

the body horror is still there, but it's the subtle body horror of understanding that, as thinking meat tubes, it wouldn't matter too much to our sensoria if our proverbial sausage casings were made of pvc. for risk mitigation reasons, our bosses would probably prefer it.

07.03.2026 08:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's true biopunk, without having to be so in your face. like look we cloned a bug that's a cellphone and some unlucky posthumans are livestock, is that fucked up or what.

07.03.2026 08:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Marathon is holy-shit-is-this-a-real-game incredible. the theft was inconscionable but clearly the rest of the team did not slack one bit at doing what I'd hoped *someone* would do for postcyberpunk at a grander scale. put it up there w/ HL2, Dishonored, Control, Death Stranding as an artbook great.

07.03.2026 08:18 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s a shame that tactics ogre starring adam sandler didn’t make it out of development hell, but at least limited run making it up to us by doing a special release of bright (2017)

04.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it rules that there’s a song you can show anyone with even a passing interest in indie americana or w/e and get a response of β€œwell this is obviously a candidate for greatest recording in history.” no need to hype it up or anything, it just *speaks* to people.

04.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
1-star review of the Minneapolis 3rd precinct police station: β€œits burn down”

1-star review of the Minneapolis 3rd precinct police station: β€œits burn down”

Remembering this 2020 banger

03.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why not just be a feminine man. why not be a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas

03.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

is this some kind of antique homophobia lmao

03.03.2026 06:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

rip jg ballard he wouldve loved what happened to charlie kirk

26.02.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

oh this art is good!

24.02.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

these are classes in my new post-apocalypse rpg

23.02.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Image of a Quadra 650 Macintosh beige box computer running an old version of the Netscape web browser showing new session issue 4's index

Image of a Quadra 650 Macintosh beige box computer running an old version of the Netscape web browser showing new session issue 4's index

the web edition of New Session Issue 4 is now live!

featuring work from:
@jana-aych-ess.bsky.social
@asterolsen.bsky.social
@mbbischoff.com
@ultraviolet.gay
@mhn-hello.bsky.social
@moribund.club
...and more!

read it here: web.issue4.anewsession.com

08.02.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 12

i'm only active on gamer forums rn lmao but I do appreciate the thanks!! shouts out to everyone running that incredibly cool publication

12.02.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
watercolor marker sonnet in ivory black

watercolor marker sonnet in ivory black

a sonnet

01.02.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

how about a conspiracy theory that elon musk, jeff bezos, et al are launching intentionally bright satellite constellations in order to prevent astronomers from spotting the aliens. maybe we can do "i'd never thought i'd fight side by side with a Coast to Coast AM listener" to science's benefit

20.08.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
For the liberals who have come around to recognizing Israel's genocidal campaign, what are the implications besides Stop? Do you all support the war crimes prosecution of US citizens serving in the IDF? How does it shape your understanding of the Houthi leadership in Yemen?

Should the universities reinstate suspended students? Should the pundits and politicians who slandered them as racists apologize?


How should we hold accountable the American politicians β€” particularly the Democrats β€” who supplied, excused, and co-committed these crimes?

Should Netanyahu be arrested if he steps foot in the US? How should Joe Biden pay?

For the liberals who have come around to recognizing Israel's genocidal campaign, what are the implications besides Stop? Do you all support the war crimes prosecution of US citizens serving in the IDF? How does it shape your understanding of the Houthi leadership in Yemen? Should the universities reinstate suspended students? Should the pundits and politicians who slandered them as racists apologize? How should we hold accountable the American politicians β€” particularly the Democrats β€” who supplied, excused, and co-committed these crimes? Should Netanyahu be arrested if he steps foot in the US? How should Joe Biden pay?

Every word of this thread

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