Mike

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What we're hearing at the Senior Bowl on the offseason plans, Chris Olave, contract negotiations, more
https://neworleans.football/2026/01/27/senior-bowl-notes-hearing

Falcons job is open…

Falcons week. Drew Brees spin move? Drew Brees spin move.

📺 #NOvsATL Sunday at Noon on FOX

This MNF Falcons score is almost 28-3 👀

No skips on this one

The pop tarts bowl is 100% the top viewing event of this decade.

Benny Grunch and the Bunch playing on apple car play

It wouldn’t be Christmas without the grunch bunch.

Did somebody get a new calculator?

💀

Is it Canada? If it’s Canada…. Dooo eeet

The answer is always pound cake. Unless it’s a honey bun. Or donettes.

Crazier that three of those guys played at the same time. Dome patrol was legendary.

I really hate to admit it but the Taco Bell AI drive-through is 1000 times better than the old school human version.

Almost as many active users as Mark Zuckerberg’s mom

Good.

Thanks for the outage, SLEMCO. Apparently I needed a little quiet time.

Look how comfortable that dog is on Tyler Shough’s lap. GREEN FLAG. That’s the kind of teammate I want in my QB room.

Listen. I don’t care if it’s Uncle Rico as long as we get rid of Carr.

Banks? I guess so. #saints

Winking with both eyes now I guess

Some real bangers there. Hat tip to Scary Pockets.

You only need a hour. There’s a mini boudin tour within 3 miles of the I-10/I-49 intersection.

Billy’s (Opelousas style*)
Dons (Scott)
Best stop (Scott)
Kartchners (Krotz springs?)

*Billys will never be as good as Rays Original. IKYKY.

This is a hill I am ready to die on. Lafayette boudin recipes are mealy, mushy, overly liver-y and gross. The only good Boudin in Lafayette uses recipes from the Cajun Prairie, Scott, or Saint Landry Parish.

It’s a little heavy on the black pepper, but still better than anything that’s ever come out of Lafayette

If you absolutely must K-cup, Kirkland breakfast blend is certainly not S tear but will get the job done for around $.35 a cup

Keyword: Yet.

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold