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A lot of people gamble just for the pleasure of it. Winning isn't even important to them. If you're one of those people, why not book a 3-night stay at River Side Casino?
Have you been to my island?
(it’s in the kitchen with mail on it)
Date’s not even over and she’s putting on something more comfortable? Rude.
it’s okay, it’s just hysterical myopia
"self-induced trauma"? oh, you mean "paying attention to everything going on in the world"
Thinking of giving up oxygen for Lent.
Anyone else listen to the loudest, angriest music possible to feel better sometimes??
A dog sits on a soft chair, long neck curved over the armrest, fast asleep.
wife: let’s watch a movie tonight
me: i’ll be home from work by 7:00
wife: we’ll eat, and start it at 8:00
me: sounds good
wife: i’m excited
me: me too!
[8:06]
Today I celebrated president's day by cleaning the toilet. I felt that was all the day deserved.
Fat Tuesday?
Slackers. I’m fat everyday.
Do I love pancakes? Yes I do
Can I be arsed to make them? No I cannot
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Celebrate your foibles.
Me: has a normal body
Jean store: LOL
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Don’t make this weird just walk into the knife.
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The strap on my Fitbit broke. Is that it? Have I achieved fitness?
smoosh me in this blanket nest
Apparently “Gilead" is not the correct answer when a job application asks where you see yourself in 5 years
taking 20 benadryl before bed so the hat man appears and tucks me in
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I, with a little help from ChatGPT, apologize from the bottom of my heart.
Paying my therapist extra if she can guess my darkest thoughts in a rousing game of charades
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I saw the coolest looking bird ever today but it turned out to be a log sticking out of the snow.