This actually just reminded me that evidently my Grandpa when he was alive knew how to count cards and I think he was only caught once. I shouldn’t be proud of it but I am.
(Except now I’m doubting that memory because I’m just off a 12 hour shift)
I need you to understand I am instantly checking my work schedule after this and will definitely try to request holiday time off if I need to(yay for having to work weekends some weeks).
X equals negative b plus or minus squaaare root b squared minus fouuurr ac all over two a
I need you to understand I have done this in years but your post was like a sleeper agent activation code
Wow, damn, at least a con in Scotland had the good taste to invite you. But dang, so close yet so far
So, just shy of 1/6th of the way to your goal in the first hour or two…
The lioness maybe should have concerned herself with paying attention in school
/lh /j
What’s his name genuinely got to me omg
The note has absolutely been taken
The group that’s petty together stays together…usually…sometimes. But boy do we have fun!
Oh my god he has gotten so big already!!!
Then again, it could be that nebulous area of translations where there’s not a direct 1:1 grammar match for the intent of what is being said.
“J’aime beaucoup sucer les bites”
It may be a different conjugation rather than the infinitive sucer if he was going for “sucking” rather than “to suck”, but my ears are hearing the infinitive.
Shit, why is this how I’m using my French AGAIN?!
If you think I don’t remember you doing this before
A likely story.
Hey, unrelated, but might you need help converting a word doc to a pdf?
Very boomer to have screenshotted and not cropped rather than just saving the photo 😂
(I’ll assume you did so intentionally)
Basically, if someone had notifications enabled for you before you deactivated them, then they still get a notification. I imagine it’s likely an oversight in the code of Bluesky but I’m not complaining
I appreciate the effort you put into saying stuff that is truly wild to read out of context
I don’t know, maybe he’s going through some shit lately
The way it was nearly 2 AM but I KNEW where to find it and couldn’t wait
I distinctly remembered having the weird moment of being asked to translate it and thinking to myself “this is what I’m using my French knowledge for, for the first time in over a year?”
Thank god he didn’t quote MY response to him with the video saying this, because that would have been a wild out of context “reply” to get
I can’t believe I just spent time finding this when it’s nearly 2AM and I have to wake up to get ready for work at 6AM
If this is the one:
Because I translated it for someone in a discord server
There is DEFINITEY video
If you see my face rapidly get closer to the screen, know that this is what happened.
(That’s actually bs, as if I’m not gonna boot up my desktop just for this so that I can use a proper xlr microphone and interface instead of my shitty phone microphone)
Yeah, a game and shooting the shit could be fun.
Or, we could make it painful for everyone and do “first day of school/a new job” corporate icebreakers
Can’t believe leet is making its return this way
Still can’t believe you point blank said “was this Elise? I think this was Elise”
It *wasn’t* but I was a perplexing mix of insulted and honored
