alice (regular)

for my money monogatari is the best/worst for this

showing someone something that's layered and well-constructed for the first time sucks because every five minutes you have to stop yourself from saying "daaaaaamn with the context you don't have this moment kinda goes hard though"

i am uncontent. i want more. the avarice of the dragon

so far away from me. be mine

The pale Usher—threadbare in coat, heart, body, and brain; I see him now. He was ever dusting his old lexicons and grammars

Knew it. Little lizards can't resist another chance to get their... sticky hands in my pot.

raw

salt & pepper ribs iwill marry you

eating sheeps like popcorn

ravenous dragon moments

tyl regor posting may be the new wave

Chop the vegetables. Sautee the onions. Do the cooking. My soupmen get stronger.

its crazy when a girl who claims it isn't a doll says something like "yeah i want to communicate only with chimes"

old war, warframe made, crystal caskets. caskets for who? for women. mighty good hormones they had. yes! hormones for the tubemen. smash the crystals. take the hormones. do the science. my tubemen get transgender...

why not the tubewomen of tyl regor

that most noble of animals.... Female Goku

miss minimum gauge is powered by hercules and shot down three nazi planes, actually! so you have to take her seriously

sometimes the inexplicable british compulsion towards the twee produces something genuinely wonderful

day vastly improved by doing cursory research into the romney, hythe & dymchurch miniumum gauge model armored train

important to know trans women because she can tell you things like the kind of loud hard music where they strum angrily is called "djent" because it sounds like "djent"

tragically nobody tells transgender that girls ought to sleep without underwear when possible, so that her down there can breathe.

to me your tall thick legs are basically tree trunks providing me an easy and obvious path into your lap where i want to be because i love you. endure it. endure my claws

sorry to the despoil nekros i killed twice. i was excited

gener

this one is the best

t:scheme atag:dragon -atag:bolas

just something to consider

"miss steam deck smells like electronics and pencil shavings" okay so you're obviously imagining this console as your slightly motherly robot teacher from high school

I feel sick

reaching up under my leather jacket to brush my ass huh. and then when i turn and glare at him he smiles and winks and chuckles and keeps fucking walking.