jesse

How in thee hell lmaooo

I can’t stop deadlocking

The replies to Brian Thompson’s last post on LinkedIn — all from before the shooting — are a horror show

deanna troi my love

Hope it was a great birthday buddy <3

just spent $200 at dollar general somehow who wont me

My dream job is to be the husband of one of those women doing the mobile app trailers I would wash her dishes I’d make her dinner like c’mon baby lets film together

I need the granny from dandadan in my life so bad

A medieval style drawing of a snail walking on grass covered with roses and skulls. Above, a lightning storm and it's raining. The captions say: The journey is long and full of terror. Yet I inch forward.

Gm, chat! Happy Hump Day. We got each other and we keep going. 🫶

had a dream my hair was past my shoulders again and my body was about 1/2 of my current size, which probably means nothing

you step into an abandoned old shed on a nature trail ONE TIME and you’re cursed for life this is crazy

Should I really shitpost here like I do on the other place? Idk I feel like some nonprofit might lose its funding if I go too crazy

You were right

If we wanna count “watched it with my dad as a kid” then here’s a heavy hitter

Chat is it illegal to be 31 can I request an execution

Idgi

The real og on adult swim

I no longer care about American politics. We lost fair and square and if there's elections in 2028 I'll be voting for whoever is the most left leaning so probably a 90s republican conservative democrat again versus mecha Hitler or whatever monstrosity the right cooks up by then

Hello @webfishing.bsky.social I love you

I need to stop eating out

Now this is a humiliation ritual, lol

Incredible. That’s how you know you got that good shit.

thanks for being the goat and putting these together, quite seriously would’ve never bothered until the other place shut down if you hadn’t made it so easy for everyone 😘💕

insane that getting 6+ hours of sleep for once at a proper time means I don’t already want to put my head through a wall this fine monday morning (rest of day still tbd)

they're surgically extracting all my whimsy later today

always, regardless of the state of the zeitgeist

If anyone knows of openings for a video editor, producer, or instructional designer please let me know.