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Minnesotan, very slow runner. Artisanal bespoke handcrafted limited reserve low follower account.

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What I saw on the field last year makes me really wonder what they saw in practice two years ago that made them think "oh yeah, JJ is the guy" because I gotta tell you, at no point did I think "oh yeah, JJ is the guy".

13.03.2026 14:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"should" in legal speak means nothing.

13.03.2026 14:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Minnesota peeps, anyone have a suggestion for a dem primary candidate besides Klobs that has an outside shot at governor?

I refuse to go along with her as the candidate just because leadership has anointed her the chosen one.

13.03.2026 14:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How about a ban on all trading and owning of stocks?

13.03.2026 13:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So I unexpectedly came into a small amount of extra spending money, just enough to buy an electric guitar. I can either get a low end new guitar like a Gretch or something, or really reach and get a very, very, very used Fender.

Decisions decisions.

13.03.2026 13:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somewhere a monkey's paw just curled.

13.03.2026 13:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have a winner.

13.03.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only thing prohibiting time travel is chronology. We can time travel should events stop occurring in order.

13.03.2026 13:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Image of The Great Gonzo from The Muppets.  His mind is a blank slate.

Image of The Great Gonzo from The Muppets. His mind is a blank slate.

John Locke

13.03.2026 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a single American soldier has died, other than the ones that have died.

13.03.2026 13:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This it what happens when you people who's only experience at combat is playing video games are put in charge of an actual military.

13.03.2026 13:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

......yay?

13.03.2026 00:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I found the problem.

It's not straight, its got a bend in it. We just need to hitch a ship to either end of Hormuz and pull, and straighten that sucker out. Happens all the time with my water hose.

12.03.2026 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's a loner Dottie. A rebel.

12.03.2026 20:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was today years old when I found out Daryl Hannah is married to Neil Young.

12.03.2026 19:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The scary part is I don't think he even realizes how terrible he is. Hard to change your ways when you think you're right and you're rewarded for it.

12.03.2026 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My hope is he grows up, realizes how awful he is, and tries to atone by living a life of grace.

What will probably happen is Musk will give him like a million dollar paycheck and he will go through life like a wrecking ball with no consequences for his actions.

12.03.2026 16:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatever joke you are going to add to this thread, be confident that that joke has already been made.

12.03.2026 13:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pitch an unnecessary sequel

Paul, and Mary

12.03.2026 04:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its a children's book about table manners, right?

12.03.2026 03:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oprah did a lot of good things but she also gave us Drs Oz and Phil that's quite a one two punch of suck right there.

12.03.2026 03:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pitch a necessary sequel

Harold and Maude and Kumar

12.03.2026 03:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pitch an unnecessary sequel

Harold and Maude and Kumar

12.03.2026 03:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's been released by AZ so now the bidding frenzy begins.

11.03.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me trying to hype myself up for the Kyler Murray era: He's a veteran with a ton of starts under his belt and he was under a bad system and KOC is the QB whisperer and its gonna be great great just great right guys this is the guy right hahaha

11.03.2026 19:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Target: what if we just announced the boycott was over?

Strib: we can help with that.

Actual boycott leaders: UMM WTF IS THIS SHIT?

11.03.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"This submarine is just about water tight."

11.03.2026 18:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The time when my paycheck is in my account but none of the automatic payments have hit yet and I look at the number and think of all the fun stuff I could do is the best time.

11.03.2026 15:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That number is just insane for anybody, but it is next level insane for THAT guy.

11.03.2026 15:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this about when Landry killed that guy and then everyone pretended Landry didn't kill that guy?

11.03.2026 13:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0