MLE

today was the first time I really had to be like “this is still better than no job… right?…” so I feel u brother

do male instacart shoppers think that pushing a cart is unmasculine? is that why they pull them

when I’ve been gaming too much and my ulnar nerves get pinched and make my last two fingers numb, gonna start calling it Mario tennis elbow

I’ve been at the beach healing and stuff this week and it’s been great but I’m on day 3 of having water in my ears and it’s not painful but I am aware of it and it is driving me deeply insane

they’re assembling the pervert megazord

do I want to quit my job or am I just extremely burnt out? vote now on your phones 📞

we should be heckling people that go into Tesla dealerships like those assholes heckle people that go into planned parenthood

went to a celebration of life for a friend’s mom today, and during his remarks he said “My mom isn’t gone, she’s just walking ahead of me.”

I’m going to think about that probably once a week for the rest of my life

the first time in my life a Maryland politician has ever made me proud, and the first thing in the news to make me feel anything other than crushing hopelessness in at least 4 months. Van Hollen is truly my man rn

Blue Prince: An intricately designed piece of art that perfectly weaves its puzzle together and has a SICK narrative that blends seamlessly into the game, endlessly inviting you to discover its mysteries.
Me: says the phrase “I’m turnipmaxxing” every time I dig up a turnip with the shovel.

me after drinking an entire bottle of kombucha with my salad at lunch: hmm I seem to have diarrhea for No Reason

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rip again to georgia o'keeffe you would've loved minor league baseball

more big news from Annapolis: a bill that would legalize accessory dwelling units statewide in Maryland, passed the House of Delegates yesterday 138-1! HB 1466 requires cities and counties to allow ADUs anywhere you can build a single-family house by October 1, 2026–

I’m at the “looking at our beach house on Google street view” stage of grief

I’m only in my office (a co-working space) once a week, but my other coworker goes in almost every day, so throughout the week he squirrels away the free snacks that they leave out for members and I always come back to a pile of treats 🥹

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

@jlyonsraeder.bsky.social "if you can't afford a single family detached home 80% of the county is off limits to you. that's exclusionary zoning"

the way my overworked burnt out ass is frothing at the mouth for this game……… AND a major fields of mistria update all in one week???

Instagram finally saw fit to suggest that I follow someone I went to elementary/middle/high school with on her big naturals porn account where she advertises her OF. I got carsick in the back of her mom’s minivan on the way to her 3rd grade birthday party

What song do you think this 2002 J-Drama about a poor family who owns a ramen shop used for its ending theme?

Make a guess, then click play. You'll be wrong.

This is still the greatest clapback in television history. RIP George Lowe.

I hate it here*

*here: inside my head, inside my body, my general surroundings, this country, this timeline, this century

the SEO on this has got to be nuts

I have been informed that what I’ve done here is in fact “breaking the cycle” so I’ll consider that my Good Person trophy

lol I went from “you don’t deserve to suffer like this” to the tiniest (and I mean TINIEST) bit of pushback, and he said “let’s stop this conversation now”

I need to be praised for the fact that I’m trying to coddle my dad into getting the mental health treatment he desperately needs, instead of being righteously angry at how much bullshit his mental health has put our family through for the last 30 years. I need a trophy