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the big stars in your eyes won’t deliver any light https://zumphry.net • https://mastodon.social/@zumphry How’s my Posting? @zumphry on Discord (he/him)

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who let the giant cursed rubix cube out at yerba buena again 🙄

19.03.2025 23:56 👍 109 🔁 25 💬 3 📌 1

depends on the place!

11.03.2026 16:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they still wouldnt hire me after 3 interview rounds and a 30 minute task test

11.03.2026 16:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

thats me

11.03.2026 10:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

[image of my cat]

11.03.2026 09:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it's "funny" that this article is going to be used by the most annoying people in the world as proof that human translators go too far and should all be replaced by AI when the complaint is specifically about word-for-word translations that don't go far enough

11.03.2026 05:21 👍 564 🔁 222 💬 14 📌 8
Ai generated St Patrick's day banner with lots of tweeness and unbelievable surroundings around the main logo.

Ai generated St Patrick's day banner with lots of tweeness and unbelievable surroundings around the main logo.

Saw this horror of AI in the Dun Laoghaire shopping Center today…. (zoom in around the arc of “letters” around the main greeting)

04.03.2026 18:15 👍 168 🔁 51 💬 27 📌 26

[ralph wiggum voice] i voted

11.03.2026 08:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Official map from NOAA depicting the relative rank of winter 2025-2026 temperatures at a county level across the contiguous U.S. Many counties in the western and central U.S. are depicted in dark red color, signifying record-warmest winter. All other counties in the west and central U.S. are depicted in dark orange colors, signifying a "near record warm" rank.

Official map from NOAA depicting the relative rank of winter 2025-2026 temperatures at a county level across the contiguous U.S. Many counties in the western and central U.S. are depicted in dark red color, signifying record-warmest winter. All other counties in the west and central U.S. are depicted in dark orange colors, signifying a "near record warm" rank.

The official NOAA stats out this week confirm that winter 2025-26 was the warmest on record across a huge portion of the western and central U.S., which has contributed to extremely low mountain snowpack & worsened the CO River crisis. Meanwhile, record March heat is in forecast.

10.03.2026 18:45 👍 372 🔁 217 💬 18 📌 35

This nice fellow has lost his beloved friend and still has to finish paying his boy's medical costs. I chipped in $100 and he's got around $700 left to go. Grieving the loss of a pet is hard enough, help get him to the finish line, eh?

10.03.2026 17:48 👍 7 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
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Buy Jebwrench a Coffee Become a supporter of Jebwrench today!

One week in and I'm making slow progress while my health deteriorates. I can use a lot more help to get through the month. Things should look up after this for a little bit at least.

Any help is greatly appreciated

🙏💸

Goal: 375/1500

ko-fi.com/jebwrench

06.03.2026 21:36 👍 20 🔁 59 💬 1 📌 3

Juno shouldn't be homeless again, and we should help make it not happen!

venmo.com/u/junostump
ko-fi.com/junostump

Cash app: $Sykosonik (write "Juno" please)

10.03.2026 06:20 👍 16 🔁 23 💬 1 📌 2
“These are phantom investments,” said Cecilia Rikap, a professor of economics at University College London, who said similar things were happening around the world.

“Big tech companies artificially inflate datacentres’ job creation and economic impact to please governments like the British one, which are desperate to claim they are making the economy grow.”

“These are phantom investments,” said Cecilia Rikap, a professor of economics at University College London, who said similar things were happening around the world. “Big tech companies artificially inflate datacentres’ job creation and economic impact to please governments like the British one, which are desperate to claim they are making the economy grow.”

Uh oh.

10.03.2026 15:23 👍 107 🔁 29 💬 1 📌 6

Uhhh...

10.03.2026 15:22 👍 136 🔁 51 💬 5 📌 6

Not a single person has yet been able to answer my fundamental question about AI “writing”: why would someone want to play a game that nobody even bothered to write?

10.03.2026 14:52 👍 554 🔁 152 💬 10 📌 7
The mouth cousin has set up a shop that says "Primal Screams: 5 cents." They're screaming as a the Little Guy and the Táll One look. The caption reads "they're doing good business these days"

The mouth cousin has set up a shop that says "Primal Screams: 5 cents." They're screaming as a the Little Guy and the Táll One look. The caption reads "they're doing good business these days"

3/9/2026

09.03.2026 15:54 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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09.03.2026 23:00 👍 305 🔁 151 💬 1 📌 1
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Donate to Rebuild WIG CHAPEL, organized by Jack Baxter Hello Everyone. My name is Jack, I run a business called Wig Chapel and I need your help. On S… Jack Baxter needs your support for Rebuild WIG CHAPEL

@Wigchapel on Instagram is one of the small businesses who lost everything in the Glasgow fire.

His wigs are stunning, and now all gone.

Please donate, or share.
gofund.me/f554040ff

09.03.2026 17:13 👍 11 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 1

sorry everyone now that ive made this im going to annoy you with it so i can escape this hell place forever

please share (especially off here, as i am not on other social media) !

09.03.2026 17:07 👍 14 🔁 32 💬 0 📌 0

very little in my bank account, still need to pay bills and pick up essentials from the store we had to move without, please help if you can

09.03.2026 20:50 👍 47 🔁 82 💬 0 📌 1

the computer will never understand the humor behind naming two reoccurring dweebs “Biggs” and “Wedge”, and will never come up with new ways they’re dweebs

09.03.2026 19:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

average grey paste dialogue that will never be referenced or “remembered” by the “writer” continually blown out by a guy writing “I like shorts, they’re comfy and easy to wear”

09.03.2026 19:17 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

the dialogue in this photo is literally beyond parody

09.03.2026 19:14 👍 937 🔁 193 💬 24 📌 2

In a few months I’m more or less out of reasons to be on here anyway. Help me accelerate that. gofund.me/12302f04e

09.03.2026 19:11 👍 3 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

rearranging the deck chairs

09.03.2026 19:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not content to just steal from the real deal, this game is also ripping off fan designs 😬

09.03.2026 18:15 👍 6166 🔁 2496 💬 133 📌 110
09.03.2026 15:56 👍 541 🔁 186 💬 8 📌 6

I cannot emphasize enough that these people are being laid off for failing to do things that are literally impossible

09.03.2026 15:51 👍 3132 🔁 1131 💬 11 📌 86

world of mammon?? quest64 is the prequel to the book of mozilla????

09.03.2026 08:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

read power cat

09.03.2026 08:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0