cardan

is that me i feel it’s me

AND ALSO PLEASE TELL WHOEVER IS PUTTING YOUR IV IN BECAUSE NOT EVERYONE HAS ACCESS TO YOUR FILE

i don’t know who need to hear this here but for the millionth time HEPATITIS IS A HEALTH ISSUE!!! IF I ASK “any health issues” AND YOU HAVE HEPATITIS THE ANSWER IS “YES I HAVE HEPATITIS” YOUD THINK I SHOULDNT HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME

yes

my confession for today is that i’ve never used conditioner before (i just bought my first bottle)

cardans superstitions are always right yall … if he tells u to do some random shit like spin twice in a circle and stick out ur tongue bc the winds blew wrong u better listen …

oh then someone is saying good things about you

which ear

if i had a penny every time my friend’s ex situationship started liking all my stories i’d have 2 pennies, which isnt a lot but it’s weird that theres two of them

hello miss psychologist

aw man i was trying to keep that a secret i just don’t like unnecessary attention can’t believe you let everyone know about it

he's not lying btw i saw him put down a feminist literature book before running to save a duck from the road. really nice guy

(food and pussy btw) (i’m a feminist btw)

“you need to cut for muscles to show” my brother i do not give a shit about muscles i love eating

happy birthday joys brother !!!

yeah of course! this was targeted at people who say “if only you were a woman!” or “if only she was a man:(“ about someone because that’s the only thing stopping them from dating

perhaps i’m not woke enough but i genuinely never got the concept of sexuality like you’re telling me you could find your soulmate in a person and you’d just,,, not be with them because they’ve got a pussy or balls?

i shall not say

i’m being blackmailed to watch naurto

I HATE THIS FUCKING GUY WHAT IS WRONG HIM GENUINELY THERES NO WAY HE IS THAT DENSE

i’m the exact opposite of a youtube kid, the only youtube media i ever consumed was buzzfeed unsolved. never in my life have i watched a youtube video while eating.

LEAVE MY DAUGHTER ALONE AND GET OFF MY PROPERTY YOU FUCKING FREAK

THAT UP TO NO GOOD THUG WHY I OUGHTTA 💪💪

rob list

thank!!

and they all love me

GUYS MY CAT IS BACK

happy women’s day to all women i love you women

i’m pretty sure my cat is not coming back because she is not that smart! so!! i’m sorry about your cat though :c

(it’s lucifer if anybody gafs)