honorable mention for "i think i'm qualified to determine which grants should be terminated bc i've read books" "oh yea, which books qualify you?" "there are no books"
12.03.2026 16:38
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Brawndo! I was trying to remember that name but refusing to look it up.
12.03.2026 17:59
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12.03.2026 02:26
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Because it's shaped like a chile pepper?!
11.03.2026 22:52
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@CNN Pizza shop workers took down an armed robber -- but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their old boss.
and he would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids
11.03.2026 01:05
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Maybe on a Kleenex?
11.03.2026 02:41
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Never a doubt!
11.03.2026 02:40
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No way! 😂🤣🔥🔥🔥👇
11.03.2026 01:48
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What's a movie you genuinely enjoy that's known for being bad?
11.03.2026 01:50
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Remember that time Jamie was stuck on 399
11.03.2026 01:39
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Hell yeah, VAMOS STARS EN ESPAÑOL!
11.03.2026 01:33
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Hey CENTCOM you’ve been planning for this for decades, you wanna dust off that OPLAN for Hormuz now buddy?
CENTCOM:
11.03.2026 00:21
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That is a Wemby ass hook echo
11.03.2026 01:07
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Turnpike Troubadours - A Cat in the Rain (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by Turnpike Troubadours
A Cajun eyes the weather
10.03.2026 23:35
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Hello during a random dessert to THE Paget Brewster!
10.03.2026 22:40
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Came here to say this. Thank you for your service 🫡
10.03.2026 22:05
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Well that's a likely story...
10.03.2026 21:43
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It's like she was walking in a spider web
10.03.2026 13:11
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I guess humans aren't the only ones who hear the call of the void
09.03.2026 20:32
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I get it, no one likes commercials... But the "Dan almost died" Com Mech stinger gets me every time
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Absent student-athletes were deemed well-represented by advocates.
“They’re very well-represented,” Trump said. “You know why? Because people like Nick Saban and Urban Meyer, all of the people that I know in the room — and the people probably I don’t know — they all care very much about the student-athlete more so than they care about themselves, so I think they’re really here. In that sense, they’re represented very well here.”
Trump on no athletes at college sport event:
"People like Nick Saban + Urban Meyer, all the people I know in the room — and the people probably I don’t know — they all care very much about the student-athlete more so than they care about themselves, so I think they’re really here."
I am crying.
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holy shit
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“Wait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?”
“Wait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?”
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