They have to hold position, they're in no condition to pass the straight!
13.03.2026 02:46
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Didn't even drop the gloves? Oilers are 10-ply, bud!
13.03.2026 02:41
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The moose out front should have told them, you shouldn't do that!
13.03.2026 01:45
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He was bumming so hard he told Gretsky he wasn't a goal scorer any more.
13.03.2026 00:19
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honorable mention for "i think i'm qualified to determine which grants should be terminated bc i've read books" "oh yea, which books qualify you?" "there are no books"
12.03.2026 16:38
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Brawndo! I was trying to remember that name but refusing to look it up.
12.03.2026 17:59
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12.03.2026 02:26
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Because it's shaped like a chile pepper?!
11.03.2026 22:52
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@CNN Pizza shop workers took down an armed robber -- but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their old boss.
and he would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids
11.03.2026 01:05
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Maybe on a Kleenex?
11.03.2026 02:41
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Never a doubt!
11.03.2026 02:40
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No way! 😂🤣🔥🔥🔥👇
11.03.2026 01:48
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What's a movie you genuinely enjoy that's known for being bad?
11.03.2026 01:50
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Remember that time Jamie was stuck on 399
11.03.2026 01:39
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Hell yeah, VAMOS STARS EN ESPAÑOL!
11.03.2026 01:33
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Hey CENTCOM you’ve been planning for this for decades, you wanna dust off that OPLAN for Hormuz now buddy?
CENTCOM:
11.03.2026 00:21
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