That's billion. With a B.
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Text reads chem test today, I’m prepared to cheat on the whole thing. They’re already in the classroom and it seems too late to stop them from cheating.
They’ve decided to cheat with ChatGPT, saying: “Hello chat, I’m going to upload four pictures and a couple of minutes (they probably meant in.. omg 😭) I need you to give me the answers for every problem, do not explain how to get the answer, just show me the answer and the slight work for it if it needs it. If it’s an ABCD question, immediately give me the answer.” ChatGPT replies: “Got it” and gives them the instructions back in full and tells them to go ahead and upload the images.
They got their test back, their result is an F, who could’ve seen that coming right?
This text to ChatGPT reads: Chat let me know how I got an F. ChatGPT: You probably got an F, because many of the answers I gave you earlier were wrong. It then proceeds to show them the correct answers from the test.
A story in four parts. 😭
I can't have the croissants if I go visit a company for work
This explains something that can often seem, to outsiders, somewhat baffling, which is that the peccadillos & attitudes & mistakes of liberals seem to make the entire media *far more authentically angry* than anything the right does, up to & including "destroying the constitutional system."
Re the Hormuz, not saying I'm an expert on the sitch, but are we really too proud to try historically vetted measures like sacrificing a high ranking member of the royal family to propitiate the sea god
They made them take down the videos because they would cause "reputational damage" to people like this young man, Nathan Cavanuagh, so definitely don't post this all over the internet with the name Nathan Cavanaugh attached, or this guy might suffer reputational damage. This guy, Nathan Cavanaugh.
Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.
Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?
needless to say any other country hosting a sporting event would have hosting privileges stripped instantly if their leader said this about any athlete
I'm just sitting here thinking how for decades people like him constantly preached about how everyone else is immoral because "they don't follow Jesus" or some bullshit like that and yet here is Graham exclaiming with glee at killing people, he's not the only one to feel this glee either.
Oh my god
Men who refer to women as "females" is very redpilled language.
how ironic to see the state protect two people who sought to strip the state while working under the direction of elon musk, who has made it impossible to seek recourse when people get death threats and harassment on twitter
Hegseth: The Strait of Hormuz is open for business.
Reporter: What kind of business is it in, exactly?
she wasn't just detained ... she was incarcerated for SIX MONTHS without bail and was completely ruined financially. they dumped her IN WINTER WIThOUT A COAT when the charges were dropped. surely 6 months unjust imprisonment should be a tidy few million. some lawyer needs to jump on this pro bono
It is hard to overstate, for non-lawyers, just how milquetoast the ABA is in normal times. It’s supposed to be boring insurance lawyers leading workshops with boring tax lawyers, trying to drum up business.
A pissed off ABA is like dentists manning the barricades and singing Le Marseillaise.
Eh, why should we research Alzheimer's, diabetes, cancer, and heart disease? It's not like these issues could ever possibly affect me, personally, because I, like every Republican, have no conception of time, probability, or cause and effect, I exist in a void filled solely by malicious urges.
Americans are dying so that Kushner can make money
We’ve reached the portion of the program where trump openly and publicly selling national intelligence
Trump tells donors they’ll receive his national security briefings in return for money: www.cnn.com/2026/03/13/p...
your vote is rarely the single decisive vote
but sometimes it is! and you never know when that might be
Exclusive 1m ago The Trump administration will receive a $10 billion fee for brokering the deal that kept TikTok alive in the U.S.
JFC.
Impeach and remove this lawless man, you fools.
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
Defense secretary openly states that a pro-Trump billionaire taking over a news network (following regulatory help from the administration) will result in coverage more favorable for the administration.
It’s just a video game to them so they burn through real world supply like it’s replenished after earning enough game stats.
Today in "Marginal income, wealth, & capital gains taxes are too low & this poses an existential threat to American democracy."
Unearthed video of Texas 23rd congressional candidate Brandon Herrera wearing a Confederate flag and recruiting for the Sons of Confederate Veterans.
This is who Trump endorsed to replace Tony Gonzales.
Trump has always been a eugenicist, obsessed with "good" and "bad" genes, but the media largely ignores or sanewashes it.
Trump 3/9/2026: "Iran also has some Tomahawks…A Tomahawk is very generic."
Trump 3/13/2026: "Nobody has the technology or weapons that we have…We have the Tomahawks."
Judge Boasberg blasted the Trump administration and Pirro:
"In sum, the President spent years essentially asking if no one will rid him of this troublesome Fed Chair"
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
