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The same AltBronte you've known and tolerated on other platforms since 2012. Kink, swords, birds, books, food, crafts.

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Dozens of flower pots containing lilies

Dozens of flower pots containing lilies

As we roll into Valentine’s Day, and with Easter looming- it’s time for my annual PSA- these kill cats. Period, full stop. Lily pollen is insanely toxic and will destroy their kidneys in 18 hours. If you have cats- THROW LILIES AWAY. 1/

10.02.2024 21:58 👍 1140 🔁 977 💬 21 📌 63

42 people. millions of trans people are being tortured by their governments because of 42 people.

12.03.2026 22:25 👍 1556 🔁 496 💬 16 📌 12
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Temple Israel attacker dead, guard injured, kids safe: Latest updates An attacker is dead after ramming a truck into Temple Israel in West Bloomfield. A guard was injured and kids evacuated safely; motive still unclear.

As more details are being released it sounds like the attacker made it through the doors and was *driving down a hall*. Security shot him and he died in the truck. Apparently they found a large quantity of explosives in the back of his truck (that's from CNN).
www.freep.com/story/news/l...

12.03.2026 20:45 👍 71 🔁 36 💬 3 📌 9

bonus Discworld QOTD, from The Shepherd's Crown

"FOR I CAN SEE THE BALANCE AND YOU HAVE LEFT THE WORLD MUCH BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT, AND IF YOU ASK ME, said Death, NOBODY COULD DO ANY BETTER THAN THAT…"

12.03.2026 18:39 👍 1200 🔁 271 💬 12 📌 3
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Police respond to a report of an active shooter at a Detroit-area synagogue Police are responding to reports of an “active shooter” at a synagogue outside Detroit, where smoke is billowing from the roof.

Police are responding to reports of an “active shooter” at a synagogue outside Detroit, where smoke is billowing from the roof.

12.03.2026 17:29 👍 268 🔁 111 💬 19 📌 37

Very normal to get an Excessive Heat warning in March.

12.03.2026 02:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Balcony solar is taking state legislatures by storm In more than half of U.S. states, Republican and Democratic lawmakers have introduced legislation that would boost adoption of DIY solar systems.

In more than half of US states, Republican and Democratic lawmakers have introduced legislation that would boost adoption of small plug-in solar panels that sit on apartment balconies and plug directly into household outlets. Canary Media buff.ly/5B79fOA #ShareGoodNewsToo

11.03.2026 12:50 👍 1066 🔁 308 💬 23 📌 44

This needs to be immortalized.

10.03.2026 21:48 👍 1354 🔁 355 💬 3 📌 4

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

10.03.2026 15:40 👍 11537 🔁 4730 💬 3 📌 0

I know people are very sensitive about the use of the word “genocide” but the attempts to medically eliminate trans children is very clearly meets the standard because they are trying to eliminate a population and also they know some of those kids are going to kill themselves

09.03.2026 13:46 👍 3132 🔁 883 💬 22 📌 28

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

02.02.2026 18:11 👍 3262 🔁 2516 💬 11 📌 25

A shocking number of people responding to this video clearly did not watch the video. David is extremely opposed to the Trump administration's terrorization of immigrant communities. He is describing serious problems with the current laws which make accountability difficult.

10.03.2026 16:02 👍 2584 🔁 548 💬 62 📌 17
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Ncuti Gatwa's acclaimed theatre run of beloved classic play is set to stream for free Alongside Gatwa, the play stars Sharon D Clarke, Ronkẹ Adékọluẹ́jọ́, Eliza Scanlen and Hugh Skinner.

quick reminder that NT's production of The Importance of Being Earnest, starring human ray of sunshine Ncuti Gatwa, will be streaming FOR FREE on YouTube this weekend

www.radiotimes.com/movies/ncuti...

10.03.2026 13:25 👍 1361 🔁 869 💬 28 📌 109
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goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024

10.03.2026 03:56 👍 17000 🔁 3911 💬 167 📌 157

The fully-customizable sandwich counter has existed approximately forever but apparently that's totally different and unrelated to "rarified tastes" and crass individualist time-wasters for reasons that I'm sure have nothing to do with fancy coffee and baristas being fem/queer-coded.

09.03.2026 22:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's an entire think piece version of the old guy who goes up to the counter and theatrically announces that he DOESN'T WANT ONE OF THOSE SOY CARAMEL MOCHACHILLO WHATEVERS JUST A NORMAL BLACK COFFEE DO YOU STILL SELL THOSE

09.03.2026 22:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I can't compete with this.

09.03.2026 16:20 👍 10332 🔁 1745 💬 232 📌 412

This can all feel really scary and overwhelming.

Because it is.

But the important questions are:

1. What can we do to keep ourselves and our communities safe?

2. What actions can we take RIGHT NOW to reduce harm & interrupt Trump's ability to use the US surveillance state to consolidate power

09.03.2026 17:13 👍 113 🔁 24 💬 1 📌 0

what if told you all that none of these are "real"

but also that the concept of someone who identifies as a dominant but specifically not a sadist is not actually that hard to wrap your head around ffs

09.03.2026 06:01 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On the one hand, people bemoaning that FetLife doesn't have "cookie raccoon of" or "dickgremlin of" as a role, and on the other, people writing multiple entire essays about why "pleasure doms" aren't "real"

09.03.2026 05:58 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I immediately scanned my shelves to see if I still had my childhood copy, but alas. 😭

09.03.2026 05:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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DHS Contracts Visualizer Looker Studio turns your data into informative dashboards and reports that are easy to read, easy to share, and fully customizable.

View the updated tracker at tinyurl.com/ICEWarehouse...

In the coming days, we will have updated information on the contractors providing conversion services, staffing, and the amounts obligated for each.

09.03.2026 01:04 👍 43 🔁 27 💬 1 📌 1

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 👍 12653 🔁 7671 💬 13 📌 3
Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

08.03.2026 23:25 👍 5431 🔁 936 💬 61 📌 0

I do sort of wonder if volumes are still calibrated for theaters with more people in them to absorb some of the sound.

08.03.2026 20:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I thought my hearing was supposed to get WORSE as I aged

08.03.2026 20:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And why did the LOUD have to coincide with every other movie having a soundtrack primarily composed of tickticktickticktick BWAAANNNHHHH

08.03.2026 17:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Have movie theaters always been so goddamn LOUD

08.03.2026 17:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The president who took us to a war nobody wanted (and is covering for powerful pedophiles) is now holding our government hostage until Congress passes a law that makes it easier for him to maintain power

Imagine if this were happening in another country

08.03.2026 15:28 👍 901 🔁 393 💬 123 📌 42