Devilyn Disguise

Also read the "inspired by" fics bc holy shit they're so fucking GOOD

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(PLEASE DO READ THE TAGS, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY DEAD DOVE, EVEN IF IT WILL GET A BIT FLUFFY)

Oh hey I forgor I had an account here teehee

Guess who started writing a fic >:3

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Daisy with elven ears wearing a casual yellow top and brown skirt, smiling and looking oh so demure

Rosalina with elf ears, wearing a blue bralette and smiling. Also looking cute and demure.

Two new stickers now in the shop!

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screenshot of text that reads: witch that turns you into a frog but instead of releasing you into the wild she keeps you in a terrarium and feeds you yummy crickets and cleans your cage and reads you bedtime stories as the two of you slowly forget you were ever human, and then one day while she's picking you up out of the cage to clean it she leans in to give you a kiss because you're just such a cute little froggy and who could resist, but then the curse is lifted and suddenly you're a fully grown naked woman in her arms and you're both kissing and-

a sleepy orange cat is smashing his head into a pile of pillows

Hello you are calling Jorts the cat. I am unavailable because I need to be sleepy and half watch tv. Please don’t call back later beeeep

hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i heard they shot a ceo and the mayor’s super shitty

Part 1 of 4 A Peanuts Comic. Once again Lucy has goaded Charlie Brown into trying to kick a football, and (as usual) she jerks the ball away at the last second, sending Charlie flying into the air. This time however Charlie lands heavily on his neck and is killed instantly.

Part 2 of 4 Lucy kicks Charlie Brown to check if he’s dead. Which he is. Exasperated, and worried she’ll be blamed for his death, Lucy begins to drag Charlie’s now lifeless body towards the creek.

Part 3 of 4 Lucy dumps poor ol’ Charlie Brown into the creek and watches him float away.

Part 4 of 4 Lucy heads back to Charlie Brown’s backyard to pick a fight with Snoopy in order to establish an alibi. Unfortunately a disheveled, crumpled man with a cigar is already there. “Miss, have y’seen this dog? He’s best friends with a BIRD. Can you believe that?” That’s right folks. Columbo is here to avenge Charlie Brown.

Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice

intermittently fasting when i am asleep and unable to eat

Why aren't the delicious and beautiful soaps you find at farmer's markets edible. They hate me fr.

turn based RPGs have ruined my ability to take severe weather threats seriously. what do you mean a polar vortex is going to cause more arctic blasts? am i going to take 8 damage? is the black ice going to inflict a status penalty?

I’ll begin with the new Lady D piece I guess🖤

naming this the tightpants gambit

Uh oh...

Everybody thinks dogs are better than people but I’ve never had a human roommate who greeted a visitor by just fucking yelling at them.

You get 20 extra characters on Bluesky which is great because it means, when you copy your old tweets into Bluesky you can always add “THUS SPOKE THE LICH!” to the end and it will still fit.

First Kiss

Peach typing a phone message that reads "Quote with your flags!!! <3 <3" and pictures of the bisexual and transgender pride flags attached. Bowser, misconstruing the purpose of the post, responds on his own Bowser Phone with the message "What kind of rubbish kingdom uses a flag like that? Check out some REAL flags! Gwahaha!!" Various images of flags with Bowser's emblem commonly seen across the Mario series, such as Checkpoint Flags, Goal Poles, and the crossed swords flag seen in Super Mario Galaxy, are attached to Bowser's post.

Flags
#SuperMario

brainrot thanksgiving #animation #flipnote #3ds

FFXIV OC concept: A loporrit ubereats driver named Headingyourway

A pixel art rendition of a magnemite sleeping in a field of vines and flowers. It is rusted, basking in the sun, with a happy expression. Forget-me-nots are growing in the corner.

🌱 Overgrown 🌿

A wider field view of Westerlund 1. A dense cluster of bright stars, each with six large and two small diffraction spikes, due to the telescope’s optics. They have a variety of sizes depending on their brightness and distance from us in the cluster, and different colours reflecting different types of star. Patches of billowing red gas can be seen in and around the cluster, lit up by the stars. Small stars in the cluster blend into a background of distant stars and galaxies on black.

this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism

There’s something wrong with me ~
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Need to finish my wedding vows all I’ve done so far is rhyme cunnilingus with Russian linguist

digital drawing of a brown, orange and white guinea pig in front of a white laptop on a pale yellow background. there is writing above the drawing that says “on my puter”

guinea pig on my puter. what do you think he’s playing? 😳

#digitalart #illustration #guineapig