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@slclunk.com

Utahn. Temporarily retired podcaster. He/Him pronouns in bio

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Wow, you mean his atrocious form and juicing didn’t protect him from this?

10.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey now. The steak is pretty good to use as a weapon

10.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 1101 πŸ” 159 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Root problems, really

09.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had not heard that.

Not surprised but still didn’t know

09.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Between swig and crumbl. Utah is Treatler Berchtesgaden

09.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, Marshall Plumlee is 7 feet and he’s an Army officer.

I’m pretty sure Barron can get the height waiver

09.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 05:15 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Who made Major after he already transferred out of the guard into the individual ready reserve

09.03.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wearing the cheap ass hat, you sell to your rube supporters, to the return of the dead soldiers your sugar rush war killed needlessly is so perfect that I’m surprised Verhoeven didn’t do it first

08.03.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
Bunch of fucked up stuff

Bunch of fucked up stuff

08.03.2026 05:36 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Only after the money from the Huntys stop flowing

08.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
America First Ballpark at Charlie Monfort Field

America First Ballpark at Charlie Monfort Field

Beautiful view.

Dipshit name

08.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Had to stay in-state for college, I said.

It’s a good school, I said.

08.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
JZZHNDS license plate

JZZHNDS license plate

Sir…

07.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

The thing that pisses me off about Graham Platner is that in the US there is an expected amount of degeneracy, viciousness, and stupidity in being a Veteran.

Which is what fuels the Hegseths of the world to talk like a school shooter.

But it’s infinitely frustrating to see it leftishly

07.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Sir how do you feel about fun trash?

Sir how do you feel about fun trash?

07.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess showing your 214 to get veterans preference to work low-level government jobs is different than trying to get a seat in the most powerful legislative body in the world

07.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell, I’ve worked to kick people out for having β€œI didn’t know what it meant” tattoos

07.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I spent enough time in the military to know the differences between harmless dum-dums and the malicious dipshits to get a feel for where Platner falls on that spectrum, and even then, I wouldn’t want anyone on it to have power

07.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess I just don’t get why we have to hold on to either the dumbest man in Maine or a nazi mercenary

07.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Just moving fast past this one I see…

07.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Well for one thing I’m not just a series of databases and prompts.

07.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like they got it. They can take my place

07.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Last time Donald Trump tried to fix sports a football league died

07.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

So true queen

07.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 365 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
Nate Blouin with a β€œfuck ice” sign

Nate Blouin with a β€œfuck ice” sign

Still not even the best in the race. Say hello to my state senator @nateforutah.bsky.social

07.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s fine. He’s worked in tech all his adult life so this is about the most you can expect

07.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t wait to vote for him again 🫑

07.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0