Thomas

The Strait of Hormuz being goatse'd.

Can this be a solution?

So, sharks, I'm asking for 250 million for 15% ownership.

End: idiot. Loves to eat shit. Terrible at shitting.

Middle: great at eating, likes to eat shit, likes to shit, great at shitting

Front: great at eating, doesn't like to eat shit, loves to shit, great at shitting.

I think I cracked the code on what order to best put my dogs if they were ever in a human centipede type situation.

Had this pop back up in my brain earlier. If you haven't, read @youknowlydia.bsky.social guinea pig pride and prejudice post on 1900hotdog. and if you have, read it again! It's free and it is DELIGHTFUL
1900hotdog.com/2026/02/fuck...

100% accurate holy shit how

dare I? Just a taste. Just a sweet little drip to take the edge off and then right back to work

when the adderall is leaving my system but I still have an hour of work left to knock out

New Mandela Effect just dropped: I used to be happy???

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

hell yeah

Son, when I was your age, apples were as big as watermelons, they were green on the outside, and when you cut ‘em open, they were red and juicy inside and tasted like watermelon

Genuinely, a love letter to what the internet once was, and what a small cadre of dedicated lunatics are ensuring their tiny corner of the internet still is. A paean to just doing your own shit, not what best serves The Algorithm. A lesson to us all.

@seanbaby.bsky.social reflects on a joyous six years of 1900hotdog! What better way to celebrate than an article about an extra in the movie The Internship, but it's also so much more, and it's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/refl...

In the current internet landscape, 6 years means that 1-900-HOTDOG qualifies as an "elder internet statesman".

Which is fucking stupid. And amazing. And stupid. And pizza. And I want it stick around.

Sign up for more.

SIX YEARS OF HOTDOOOOOOG!!!!

Sounds like a jabroni with too much free time

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. (this is my favorite part of the month)

hmmmm

Found a weird easter egg

And the world got a little bit brighter

go watch Near Dark

Oh also thank you to @brockway.bsky.social @seanbaby.bsky.social @youknowlydia.bsky.social @merrittk.com @zakkoonce.bsky.social. I don't know Meagan B's bluesky if she has one but thank you as well.

Another month in the ZZONE baby!! This month everyone was sexy vampires. I got your twilights, I got your lost boys, your Lazlos, your near darks, your BLADEs, your Lestats. I got 'em all babyyyyyyyyy. Thank you as always to @1900hotdog.bsky.social for letting me draw dumb stuff every month!

ok bye

this fuckin guy

Gonna do a heckin warcime

it's too hot.

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