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Seattle’s silliest lil’ goose.🪿 Abolish ICE. Queer supremacy. NSFW. Stoner. Nude. Fashion. ACAB. Science. History. PBS. Cigars. Allergic to cats. Choose joy. 👬 tumbledheroes.bsky.social ✈️ SmokeOut April 1-6 https://linktr.ee/crshort81

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see ya next trip? 😉

13.03.2026 20:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Come get under the covers 🥹

13.03.2026 19:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re looking incredible

13.03.2026 19:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot of Mean Girls clip edited to read:
“On fat cock Friday the 13th, he asked me what day it was.”
“It’s fat cock Friday the 13th.”

Screenshot of Mean Girls clip edited to read: “On fat cock Friday the 13th, he asked me what day it was.” “It’s fat cock Friday the 13th.”

Number two of the year babyyyyy

13.03.2026 14:31 👍 398 🔁 89 💬 5 📌 2
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It’s Friday

13.03.2026 18:17 👍 593 🔁 22 💬 42 📌 0

That’s a huge accomplishment. So happy for you! 🎉

13.03.2026 19:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Man in black sweater and no pants

Man in black sweater and no pants

Seattle snow day on FCF. This is my compromise.

#fcf #fatcockfriday #princealbert #piercedcock

13.03.2026 18:39 👍 238 🔁 7 💬 9 📌 0
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Metro rolling out all-door boarding for all routes, making changes including new Route 8 path for opening of Judkins Park Station and 2 Line light rail King County Metro is expanding all-door boarding — and paying — across every route. Starting March 28th, riders will be able to enter every Metro bus via any door to reduce delays at busy stops and improve overall travel times. … Continue reading →

Metro rolling out all-door boarding for all routes, making changes including new Route 8 path for opening of Judkins Park Station and 2 Line light rail

13.03.2026 18:13 👍 17 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, please! I have more jockstraps than the Seahawks!

13.03.2026 17:26 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
I have a boner.

I have a boner.

Blame @theoriginalnpc.bsky.social

24.02.2026 17:35 👍 411 🔁 24 💬 16 📌 3
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Happy #FCF, who wants this curved uncut bone?

09.05.2025 14:43 👍 94 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 0
A grainy, tinted shot of someone wearing white sneakers with black laces, his pants pulled around his ankles, playing with himself.

A grainy, tinted shot of someone wearing white sneakers with black laces, his pants pulled around his ankles, playing with himself.

Category is: #FCF grainy back room realness.

13.03.2026 14:42 👍 144 🔁 7 💬 13 📌 0
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Dark money groups are paying influencers to spread attacks about our campaign.

Voters deserve to know who is trying to manipulate our election.

13.03.2026 15:01 👍 5038 🔁 1796 💬 156 📌 113

Everyone 😝

13.03.2026 14:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Who wants to replace my toy?

13.03.2026 14:08 👍 441 🔁 34 💬 12 📌 0
Man with scruff smiles contently. Text reads:

Friend - Why do you still buy jockstraps?
Me - Sports
Friend - What sport do you play?
Me - Gay sex

Man with scruff smiles contently. Text reads: Friend - Why do you still buy jockstraps? Me - Sports Friend - What sport do you play? Me - Gay sex

who else loves sports?

#jockstraps #jxc

16.02.2026 20:03 👍 235 🔁 12 💬 10 📌 1

"Cars are the most absurd means of transport in a city. They are parked 95 per cent of the time. It takes two tonnes to move someone who weighs 70 kilogrammes. And the denser the city, the more absurd it is."

13.03.2026 03:14 👍 2415 🔁 643 💬 14 📌 13

KING

13.03.2026 13:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is so mother 🥹

13.03.2026 08:48 👍 59 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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Inside the Dirty, Dystopian World of AI Data Centers The race to power AI is already remaking the physical world.

www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

13.03.2026 13:48 👍 8 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
A photo of me in a gym locker room in front of a blue wall, lifting my tank top and dropping my Nike shorts to show my ass

A photo of me in a gym locker room in front of a blue wall, lifting my tank top and dropping my Nike shorts to show my ass

Some freshly juiced glutes from leg day, please clap (or clap them)

13.03.2026 13:31 👍 223 🔁 11 💬 5 📌 0

Thanks stud 😘

13.03.2026 13:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Man has erect pierced dick and sits naked on a couch. On his left leg, Nintendo controllers.

Man has erect pierced dick and sits naked on a couch. On his left leg, Nintendo controllers.

I couldn’t select my FCF pic so I phoned-a-dad for a helping hand.

Thanks, @cigardadhtx.bsky.social 😘

#fcf #fatcockfriday #gaymer #gaypits #batorpig #princealbert #piercedcock

13.03.2026 03:51 👍 616 🔁 27 💬 23 📌 0

this is so mother 🥹

13.03.2026 08:48 👍 59 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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My pecs are rock hard and outta control today 🥩💪

13.03.2026 02:49 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Thirsty Thursday right? 😈....

12.03.2026 20:45 👍 425 🔁 20 💬 8 📌 0

map pencils bring such zen 😍

13.03.2026 05:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People the Lordt has forsaken

13.03.2026 05:12 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Billionaires Want Us Homeless
Billionaires Want Us Homeless YouTube video by Vanessa Wingårdh

Billionaires are a goddamned cancer on the world.

youtu.be/ANuGHbXa9QE?...

10.03.2026 14:20 👍 20 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
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Yet another #fcf offering

06.03.2026 14:46 👍 118 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0